However, she said the SAT and ACT are not representative of students intellect, but only of “what they know.”

My make-believe girlfriend smirks at them all...

I was over by my real (platonic) girlfriend's house yesterday (Sunday). She died eight weeks ago thanks to Bidet's mandatory nurse clot-shots.

Her silver BMW will never be under her carport again.

I was worried when she bought a BMW, I thought the maintenance would eat her alive.

I guess that's a moot point now. She looked good in it though. She was so much like me attitude wise.

I was worried when she bought a BMW, I thought the maintenance would eat her alive.

I think it was probably this spring, I was at my buddy's joint, she was trying to put a new license plate on. Like everything else on BMWs it was problematic. I don't remember exactly why, but it required a trip back to my shop or the auto parts store. I don't remember what, but it was a BMW problem.

That was when she kind of made a pass at me and I kind of ignored it. She had a fancy-pants boyfriend that I didn't want to get between. She didn't really like him, but I thought she deserved better than my bare-bones lifestyle. I really regret that decision now. Maybe she wanted a simpler life.

I sure as fuck know that she didn't want the clot-shot. She was a nurse for Christ's sake. She knew.