Hitler Proclaims Anyone Who Attacks Him Is Attacking Science World

Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-proclaims-anyone-who-attacks-him-is-attacking-science
Published: Nov 30, 2021
Author: BabylonBee
Post Date: 2021-11-30 10:08:53 by Ada
Views: 948

BERLIN—In an interview with CBS News, German Chancellor Adolf Hitler declared that anyone who attacks him or his methods is really attacking science itself.

"Why do you think all these mean, angry people are attacking you with nasty words?" said the starstruck CBS interviewer. "Is it because they are dumb and stupid and don't understand your brilliance?"

"It's clear why people are attacking me. They hate science," said Hitler. "The science of Darwinian evolution and eugenics as an effective mechanism for the betterment of humankind is completely undisputed. The science is settled. It's clear what motivates the people who question my methods. They are just anti-science bigots."

The CBS interviewer nodded solemnly in agreement. "Hmmm. Anti-science bigots. So true," she replied.

Experts confirmed that eugenics is supported by peer-reviewed scientific research and that every major scientific institution in the early 20th century currently endorses it as the most scientific path forward for mankind.

"There is no other metric for determining the morality of one's actions, apart from science," said Hitler. "Science is infallible and unchanging! Bow to the science! Schnell!" He then had the reporter arrested on the suspicion that she was a Jew.

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#1: NeoconsNailed    To: Ada (#0)

Disappointing if the Bee guys have a brainwashed 9-year-old child's understanding of Hitler. Mebbe they believe in Santa Claus as much as the nonexistent gas chambers!

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-11-30 11:04:48   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Ada    To: NeoconsNailed (#1)

Its the Babylon Bee, my dear, and in hitler's time eugenics was accepted science.

Ada posted on 2021-11-30 11:12:33   Reply   Private Reply

#3: NeoconsNailed    To: Ada (#2)

You're never going to get me on this subject.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-11-30 11:25:39   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Ada    To: NeoconsNailed (#3)

The topic is science, much of which is bunk.

Ada posted on 2021-11-30 13:19:09   Reply   Private Reply

#5: NeoconsNailed    To: Ada (#4)

You cling to anti-Nazi clichés like a professional ADL mythologizer.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-12-01 19:03:03   Reply   Private Reply

#6: BTP Holdings    To: Ada (#4)

The topic is science, much of which is bunk.

In High School in Chemistry lab, there was a bottle of Potassium Hydroxide on the table we used to do chemical reactions.

One of the dumb ass students picked it up and said, "KOH" since that was its chemical nomenclature.

The only thing he did not know was that was its chemical abbreviation. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-12-01 19:58:50   Reply   Private Reply

#7: BTP Holdings    To: NeoconsNailed (#1)

9-year-old child's understanding of Hitler

George Patton is buried with his men in France. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-12-02 05:17:18   Reply   Private Reply

#8: NeoconsNailed    To: BTP Holdings (#7)

Mine gott, he is -- but in Luxembourg.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-12-02 09:50:34   Reply   Private Reply