The American people are living this: David Webb

Source: Fox News
Published: Dec 11, 2021
Author: Fox News
Post Date: 2021-12-11 23:01:28 by Esso
Views: 1518

Poster Comment:

The news cycle is playing out, I'm getting tired and hungry. I think Cap'n Brandon might pack it in for awhile.

"The beer was empty and our tongues were tired, and running out of things to say..."

"I made her a widow the day we got married." Cap'n Ramius

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#1: Dakmar    To: Esso (#0)

We need to teach people about Jesus.

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 00:01:05   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Dakmar (#1)

I lied to y'all. I'm still up. I gave my guest a treat, I unlocked and opened the drive gate for her. I got busy at ZH on the KR/EA Games thread pressuring the Tylers to shitcan some total asshole. I'm not normally a Karen, but this little 12 y/o punk was really offensive.

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 00:56:18   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Dakmar    To: Esso (#2)

12 Tylers typing
11 Elains edifying
10 Glass Menageries
9 Donkeys konging
8 Henries beheading
7 layer salad
6 feet under

5 Golden Rings

4 call girls
3 French maids
2 Turkish Towels

And the provost from Berkeley?

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 01:13:27   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Dakmar    To: Esso (#2)

Ok, I'm done. :)

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 01:15:57   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: Dakmar (#3)

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 01:22:52   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Dakmar (#4)

Ok, I'm done.

Stick around, this might get ugly. Every man loves a fight, the sting of battle.

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 01:25:38   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Dakmar (#4)

Never saw or heard this one...

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 01:29:48   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Dakmar    To: Esso (#6)

Warfare via Uber/Lyft will last about as long as low gas prices.

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 01:30:47   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Dakmar    To: Esso (#7)

I don't get that country music crap. Where's the angst, where's the nihilism? It's like they are trying to make a point or something. That doesn't sit well with the elites.

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 01:35:04   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: Dakmar (#8)

Warfare via Uber/Lyft will last about as long as low gas prices.

I dunno, man. I'm just rollin' with the crazy. Pretty much been in that zone since '76. Trump gave me a little vacay. Time to get in the game again...

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 01:39:10   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Dakmar (#9)

That doesn't sit well with the elites.

That's where I live. And I've got carte blanche, babe.

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 01:40:36   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Dakmar    To: Esso (#10)

China will loan you enough money to destroy them. Just ask. And try not to giggle.

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 01:42:05   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Esso    To: Dakmar (#12)

Never spent much time in Asia proper. Tokyo, Seoul, too many people.

(Edit) I'd be much more comfortable if I could lay down during our therapy sessions. Make it happen, Dr. Dak.

That was not unlike the flight from FW to Madison for my buddy's wedding. It was in the 80s before flying freaked out. We did have some flight crew a little miffed though. My carry on was nothing but alcohol.

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 01:45:45   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Dakmar    To: Esso (#11)

That doesn't sit well with the elites.

That's where I live. And I've got carte blanche, babe.

The Sitwell was a horrible tractor. But I can let you have a barely used Hoyt-Clagwell for ten percent down and very low weekly payments keyed to Bermudan barley exchange rate.

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 01:50:54   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Dakmar    To: Esso (#13)

Never spent much time in Asia proper. Tokyo, Seoul, too many people.

Heard about Houston, heard about Detroit, heard about Pittburgh PA :)

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 01:54:55   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Esso    To: Dakmar (#14)

Hoyt-Clagwell

Does Eva come with that? Maybe I should rephrase that. No, no that's my final answer.

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 01:57:10   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Esso    To: Dakmar (#15)

You're pre-empting Chris Rea with that shit? Put the handcuffs on I sent you.

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 01:59:17   Reply   Private Reply

#18: Dakmar    To: Esso (#16)

Eve or Arnold, I forget which.

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 02:00:00   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Esso    To: Dakmar (#18)

Ev[a] or Arnold, I forget which.

Same-same. I'd eat either one, one way or another.

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 02:02:51   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Dakmar    To: Esso (#17)

You're pre-empting Chris Rea with that shit?

Shit kickin cowboy music, yee-haw!

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 02:04:03   Reply   Private Reply

#21: Esso    To: Dakmar (#20)

Shit kickin cowboy music, yee-haw!

Yeah, shit something. Maybe you should just post lyrics from now on. You remember our "secret" RIGHT?

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 02:07:38   Reply   Private Reply

#22: Dakmar    To: Esso (#19)

I'd eat either one, one way or another.

LOL, trying to think of a a Zha-Zha joke, but there's really nothing to top that.

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 02:09:52   Reply   Private Reply

#23: Esso    To: Dakmar (#22)

They don't call me Lord Commander PacMan for nuthin'.

(Edit) I've never killed a nice person, if that helps.

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 02:12:47   Reply   Private Reply

#24: Esso    To: Dakmar (#22)

Zha-Zha joke,

Last I know, she beat up a cop or something. Eva was the "even" one.

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 02:14:25   Reply   Private Reply

#25: Dakmar    To: Esso (#21)

The Sex Pistols only did one US tour prior to breaking up, their record company and management limited that tour to the south, thinking it would stir up controversy and make southerners look like illiterate inbred retards, but the only place there was trouble was the last show, that bastion of open minded progressive tolerance, San Francisco.

"Shit kickers" was just me being flippant.

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 02:22:19   Reply   Private Reply

#26: Dakmar    To: Esso (#24)

Last I know, she beat up a cop or something. Eva was the "even" one.

It's weird how different they were, being sisters and all. Did you know Eva was Merv Griffins "beard"?

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 02:26:58   Reply   Private Reply

#27: Esso    To: Dakmar (#25)

"Shit kickers" was just me being flippant.

I know, I didn't learn learn anything until I was about 20. I'm still stuck there. At least my (supposedly color changing) eyes are.

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 02:30:37   Reply   Private Reply

#28: Esso    To: Dakmar (#26)

Did you know Eva was Merv Griffins "beard"?

What's that mean?

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 02:31:49   Reply   Private Reply

#29: Dakmar    To: Esso (#28)

Merv was a homo, Eva married him for public image cover.

Dakmar posted on 2021-12-12 02:38:16   Reply   Private Reply

#30: Esso    To: Dakmar (#29)

OK, kind of like my ex-wife. Married a homo pediatric nurse for appearances. It's like keeping a pet. Until your pet brings its boyfriend home.

Esso posted on 2021-12-12 02:45:08   Reply   Private Reply