ALEXANDRIA, VA—In an effort to root out racism, the Salvation Army announced they will no longer be accepting any donations in the form of bills or coins that have white people on them.
“Ever since we learned that racism is everywhere, all the time, ingrained in every aspect of life, we realized most U.S. currency depict the faces of white men who only did evil, racist things in their lives,” said the Commander-in-Chief of the Salvation Army, Clurvis Bellman. “We then decided the best way to feed, clothe, and comfort the poor and needy is to stop accepting money tarnished with the faces of men who were basically Hitler.”
This new policy has required some modifications to their standard donation procurement; red donation buckets seen outside of retail establishments will now be accompanied by a bell ringer, a money examiner, and a public shamer to loudly criticize the donor for trying to help the poor with evil, white supremacist money.
The Salvation Army later announced they have defeated racism and have also filed for bankruptcy.
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Lod posted on 2021-12-18 15:29:58 Reply Private Reply
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DWornock posted on 2021-12-19 01:47:34 Reply Private Reply
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Ada posted on 2021-12-19 11:23:46 Reply Private Reply
#5: BTP Holdings To: Ada (#0)
I knew this woman in NYC who was almost out of food. She wanted me to send her a card so she could get food.
I asked if there was a Salvation Army kitchen nearby. She said there was one about 5 miles away but she did not own a car and needed a taxi to go there. It would cost $5 one way and of course she did not have the cash either.
What can one do if you are between a rock and hard place? :-/
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Get on the federal food stamp program.
Lod posted on 2021-12-19 11:40:54 Reply Private Reply
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Of course that would mean needing to get to State office of Human Services. And that would likely mean a taxi ride too. No cash is very hard to deal with these days, especially if you pay for things using a debit or credit card as many do. ;)
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I was out at the local Wal Mart recently and there were people ringing the bell out front with the Salvation Army kettle. People were throwing in coins and bills as the would pass by. I was broke as usual. But the one girl there with dark hair and blue eyes said all of her siblings had dark hair and brown eyes. I suppose it is the luck of the draw with the genes as to how you turn out.
My twin sister was strawberry blond when young but that changed into regular blond when older.
My Dad and myself had red hair in our beards, as does my Nephew in Chicago. So we know for certain what side of the family those red whiskers come from. ;)
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Natural redheads are all young. When they age, they either turn brown or blonde.
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One nurse up here at the Clinic is still a red head. And then do not forget Jen Psaki.
I told the red head at the Clinic, this one chick I knew in suburban Chicago, her P's had to move to Nebraska to keep their jobs with the railroad. Some guy followed her out there. Do you think they're happy?"
The nurse replied, "Probably not." ;)
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Lod posted on 2021-12-19 15:43:58 Reply Private Reply
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Jen looks dyed to me.
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I am thinking that, as a woman, you can spot those things. ;)
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