They mustov seen a major loony attack coming on. Since Perdue and another major hatchery are there (formerly 3 in all) I spose what the old lying bastard said could be technically true.

I guess I'll have to become a vagitarian...

Biden appears surprised to learn the price of beef has skyrocketed over the past year.

Oh boy, Bidet is going to "fix" the meat industry.

A British woman is being cooked in a giant cauldron by a group of cannibals...

Woman: "Are you going to eat me whole?"

Cannibal: "No lady, we gonna spit that part out."

Chickens, Chickens

When we drove the big truck, we went to Nebraska to pick up a load of frozen chickens. I had this green kid with me.

He was driving on the way back. I told him, "You go up to the 4 way Stop and make a left turn. You go across the river and take I-29 south." I hit the sleeper.

I woke up and opened the curtain just in time to see the sign, "KANSAS STATE LINE 4 MILES".

I said, "Stop this truck right now. How are you going to explain being in Kansas when you're not supposed to be there?"

I had to back us into a gravel road and turn us around. then get us back to where we were supposed to be. He started driving again at the interstate. I had to route him around the scale since if they were checking logs it would have been heavy fines. I told him to wake me if he wasn't sure he was on the right road. He woke me up and I could tell by the angle the tractor was he was on the right road. I told him, "Keep going. You are on the right road."

That was the second time he missed a turn on that trip. I'll bet he isn't driving trucks any longer. He just couldn't find his way around.

This happened around 2003 or so. Very happy to recall it. ;)