A 55-year-old serial looter in Seattle was caught on tape stealing a 70-inch TV from a Target last month, marking "his 22nd theft from the same store in three months."
He accused police of racism after getting caught and was released without bail.
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#1: FormerLurker To: Horse (#0)
LOL
FormerLurker posted on 2022-01-27 22:40:32 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: FormerLurker, Horse, 4um (#1)
Horse is a black Euro Asiatic trans woman, you, you racist bigot.
J/K Horse, couldn't resist.
Esso posted on 2022-01-27 22:56:40 Reply Private Reply
#3: FormerLurker To: Esso (#2)
Edit: Not hitting up on Horse BTW. LOL
FormerLurker posted on 2022-01-27 23:01:53 Reply Private Reply
#4: Esso To: FormerLurker (#3)
I hope not. I'm sure liquor store gal is married, so my options are open once McMurphy starts hanging around with the soy-boys her age. I don't want Leena to start growing hair around her areolas like happened to my ex.
Last time I saw a doctor, he couldn't believe I still had hair on my head as high as my testosterone level was (I never knew that before). I guess I'm an aberration and extremist.
I'm a breast-fed corn eatin' HoosierHick. I don't actually eat corn. Texting Woman took out all my teeth in 2013 in the crash.
Eh, shit happens.
Esso posted on 2022-01-27 23:23:04 Reply Private Reply
#5: FormerLurker To: Esso (#4)
We might have to repopulate the planet, so I'm staying fit enough to do the dirty work..
FormerLurker posted on 2022-01-27 23:28:19 Reply Private Reply
#6: Horse To: Esso, Lod (#4)
Horse posted on 2022-01-27 23:41:02 Reply Private Reply
#7: Esso To: FormerLurker (#5)
I've been 'fixed' for a long time, but I'm more than willing to give it the old college try.
Esso posted on 2022-01-27 23:54:39 Reply Private Reply