Ingraham: They're selling another war

Source: Fox News
Published: Mar 8, 2022
Author: Laura Ingraham/Fox News
Post Date: 2022-03-08 07:09:51 by Esso
Views: 257

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Yeah, Laura, I know what happened in the markets.

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#0)

Ok, Laura. Elections. LOL. The new Dakkie and Pakki. Sign up here as Mindy Park, babycakes. Your boyfriend Mark Watney is waiting in the wings with Dr. Jill's "secret" squeeze. Gawd.

Esso posted on 2022-03-08 07:15:24   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Laura Ingraham (#1)

Let's dance. You're not married...

Esso posted on 2022-03-08 07:22:51   Reply   Private Reply

#3: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#1)

Ok, Laura. Elections. LOL. The new Dakkie and Pakki. Sign up here as Mindy Park, babycakes. Your boyfriend Mark Watney is waiting in the wings with Dr. Jill's "secret" squeeze.

Best laugh of the day so far. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-03-08 07:23:33   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#3)

I'm about to roll an analog clock over twice, brutha. My stupid back blew the whole weekend. I'm afraid to lay down.

You wanna dance?

Esso posted on 2022-03-08 07:26:22   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, and BTP Holdings only (#3)

j/k, you should see how bad I scared the cop across the street.

I was out having a smoke and saw him walking towards the Marcia F Packer-King memorial garage and yelled, "GET OUTTA THERE!" I didn't figure he'd hit me at that range, and what the hell's another bullet hole in my house?

Jeeze, it's not like I'm in America or anything.

Esso posted on 2022-03-08 07:29:39   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: BTP Holdings (#3)

It's International Women's Day, B. You have my permission to give any of them a big, sloppy wet kiss. Tell 'em Jim sent ya!

Esso posted on 2022-03-08 07:37:15   Reply   Private Reply

#7: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#6)

You have my permission to give any of them a big, sloppy wet kiss.

When we did the run down to Florida in the big truck, I was in the sleeper. We had stopped at Jackson, GA truck stop. When we start moving again, I woke up to the sound of a female voice up front.

I opened the curtain to the sleeper and asked my co-driver, "What's this all about?"

He said, "She needs a ride to Tampa."

I don't have to tell you what happens when you get a woman in a truck with two horny truckers. ROTFLMAO!

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-03-08 09:27:05   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: BTP Holdings (#7)

"She needs a ride to Tampa."

Goddammit, go find her and give her a kiss for me. Women's Day, man!

Esso posted on 2022-03-08 09:32:08   Reply   Private Reply

#9: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#8)

go find her

My co-driver gave her $100 bill by mistake. I asked, "Do you want me to go back?

He said, "No. Forget it."

Easy come, easy go. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-03-08 09:37:42   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: BTP Holdings (#9)

Easy come, easy go. :-/

I bought a gal a new car a few years ago, she totaled it week after I got it for her. Cost my insurance company $250,000. Yeah, it was her fault. The less said about that, the better.

Esso posted on 2022-03-08 09:49:32   Reply   Private Reply

#11: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#10)

I bought a gal a new car a few years ago, she totaled it week after I got it for her. Cost my insurance company $250,000.

It wasn't a Lamborghini was it? ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-03-09 16:55:49   Reply   Private Reply