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#1: Dakmar    To: Horse (#0)

The infamous "Don't say college professors are grooming four year olds for buggering" bill.

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-02 18:51:39   Reply   Private Reply

#2: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#1)

grooming four year olds for buggering" bill.

After I started working for Illinois State Highways, at the end of the day I was in The Brothers Tavern for a couple of beers after work.

Early afternoon news had a human-interest story. It was about this guy who had found his long-lost brother. The guy was one of the designers at the fag florist I used to do deliveries for as a young man a few years earlier.

I stood up on rungs of bar stool, pointed at the TV and shouted, "THAT GUY'S A FAGGOT!"

Everyone was asking, "How do you know?"

I said, "Because I worked with the guy. It was same shop, but we had different jobs." ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-04-02 19:06:44   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#2)

I've worked with a (very) few effeminate guys over the course of 40 years, I've learned to tell the difference between them and really hardcore pervs. It only took about 10 of those 40 years, it used to be called common sense.

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-02 19:16:31   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Dakmar (#3)

...it used to be called common sense.

You just made the "troublesome" list.

Esso posted on 2022-04-02 19:18:53   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Dakmar    To: Esso (#4)

You just made the "troublesome" list.

Not getting invited to 2023 Oscars? Damnit! Damnit damnit damnit damnit!

Why do I keep sabotaging myself? I was really looking forward to fucking Will Smiths bald nigger wife.

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-02 19:25:33   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Dakmar    To: Esso (#4)

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-02 19:27:05   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Dakmar (#6)

I'm Never Detailing My Trabant Again

Esso posted on 2022-04-02 19:30:04   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Dakmar    To: Esso (#7)

The problem with Trabbies (aside from the 722cc air-cooled two-stroke) was that the body was made of the same shit GoodYear was passing off to US consumers circa 1971 as salad bowls. Once that shit gets hot, you're talking oil rig blaze. Not Tesla level, but I never included lithium as part of a salad.

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-02 19:40:09   Reply   Private Reply

#9: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#3)

I've worked with a (very) few effeminate guys over the course of 40 years

My cousin used to make deliveries for one of the old-time florist shops in Chicago. They used to have a small greenhouse. His name was Daryl but his nick name was Butch. He got a hair transplant and I told him, "You can have some of my hair, but not off my head." He came after me. LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-04-02 19:41:59   Reply   Private Reply

#10: DWornock    To: Horse (#0)

Why did every Democrat vote against transparency?

Democrats don't believe parents have a right to know how their children are indoctrinated.

DWornock posted on 2022-04-02 19:54:26   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#9)

Some people are just screwed up. I'm fine with that. I get all pissy when I'm told I am going to have to believe their bullshit or face some sort of penalty.

Why doesn't my story about being a lottery winner carry just as much weight?

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-02 20:04:06   Reply   Private Reply

#12: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#11)

Why doesn't my story about being a lottery winner carry just as much weight?

People don't believe that I won the PCH million-dollar prize either. But when the Prize Patrol shows up at my place with the big check, they will be eating crow. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-04-03 11:10:46   Reply   Private Reply