How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video)

Source: Ex nobody
Published: Apr 1, 2022
Author: Lock Picking Lawyer
Post Date: 2022-04-05 21:15:17 by Esso
Views: 757

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LPL has a pretty good sense of humor considering from whence he came. His buddy Bosnian Bill retired from his lockpicking vids a while ago.

I'm trying to teach a little girl how to pick locks. I bought a cheap Chinese set last year (my good set disappeared somewhere along the way a long time ago), but her hands are a little small. The squirt can toss my joint in about four minutes finding anything sweet.

Anyhoo, LPL does this every April Fool's Day. It's not hard to find his PO box addy, I'd suggest you stop there, if you're so inclined.

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#1: StraitGate    To: Esso (#0)

StraitGate posted on 2022-04-05 21:53:22   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Dakmar    To: StraitGate, Esso (#1)

Note the strange honeycomb structures and the restrictive neckware...:)

Dakmar posted on 2022-04-05 21:57:01   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: StraitGate (#1)

That's old timey stuff. I've got a hydraulic cutter that'll almost fit in the pocket of my carpenter jeans. LPL did at least one vid about that.

Find his PO box addy yet? That'll tell you about him.

I've also got the same gizzy-wig to crimp connectors on big wire. I prefer creating to destroying, but sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Tearing shit up is easy, a real man can put it back together.

Esso posted on 2022-04-05 22:07:51   Reply   Private Reply

#4: StraitGate    To: Esso (#3)

That reminds me of a new kid (student, co-op) engineer we had at work. He was from Peru in South America. Sharp kid, and he spoke perfect English. We asked him what does your dad do for a living? He said he's a doctor. Another guy said, "A doctor? Really? A REAL doctor can take your heart out and put it back in, and you live."

"Yes, he's a real doctor. A cardiac surgeon. He can take your heart out and put it back in. And you MIGHT even live."

StraitGate posted on 2022-04-05 22:38:22   Reply   Private Reply

#5: StraitGate    To: Esso (#3)

I've used those hydraulic hole punches when building control cabinets. Nice. Especially on stainless steel.

StraitGate posted on 2022-04-05 22:41:17   Reply   Private Reply