Teachers regard school as a “safe space” from parents. And that’s why the real name of the “Don’t Say Gay” bill is the Parental Rights in Education bill.

Anyways, this former teacher, whom we’re going to assume is childless, is your children’s parent if you’re not up to the task.

And we have to ask, as always: What is up with these teachers and their hair (and piercings, and tattoos)? Is there no such thing as a professional appearance anymore?