WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Department of Homeland Security has formed the Disinformation Governance Board to bravely combat incorrect opinions on the internet. According to sources, the board's Executive Director Nina Jankowicz has appointed Hunter Biden to sit on the board for a salary of $50,000 per month.
"We are proud to welcome Hunter to our Ministry of Tr-- um, our Disinformation Governance Board," said Jankowicz. "As the victim of a Russian disinformation campaign that claimed his laptop held evidence of horrific sexual crimes and international corruption resulting in tens of millions of dollars being funneled to the Biden family, he is uniquely equipped to speak to these issues."
The President's son will be paid a salary of $50,000 per month. His appointment has caused several prominent conservatives to cry foul, claiming the deal and the entire board itself seem "gross", "creepy", and "corrupt."
The Disinformation Governance Board dismissed the criticism as "dangerous disinformation."
#1: Esso To: Ada, 4um (#0)
The Bidet Shitshow is already using Orwell's 1984 as a manual, this could be used by them too.
Rule by Babylon Bee.
Esso posted on 2022-04-30 09:38:39 Reply Private Reply
#2: Dakmar To: Ada (#0)
Dakmar posted on 2022-04-30 09:41:49 Reply Private Reply
#3: Esso To: Dakmar (#2)
Esso posted on 2022-04-30 09:43:35 Reply Private Reply
#4: Dakmar To: Esso (#3)
Dakmar posted on 2022-04-30 09:46:07 Reply Private Reply
#5: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#4)
Three words: Admiral Rachael Levine.
Esso posted on 2022-04-30 09:56:05 Reply Private Reply
#6: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#1)
Jen Psaki is already touting the Ministry of Truth they plan to unleash of the rest of us.
This is 1984 and George Orwell is having a good laugh over it. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2022-04-30 10:13:43 Reply Private Reply
#7: Bill D Berger To: BTP Holdings (#6)
Orwell from his grave: "1984 is not an effing instructional book on how to govern you bloody wankers!"
Bill D Berger posted on 2022-04-30 14:06:46 Reply Private Reply