'You Can’t Be Pro-Insurrection And Pro-American,' Says President Of Nation Founded By An Insurrection

Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/you-cant-be-pro-insurrection-and-pro-american-says-president-of-nation-founded-by-an-insurrection
Published: Jul 28, 2022
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2022-07-28 08:13:45 by Ada
Views: 1166

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The president shot back at what he called "Super Duper Ultra MAGA Turbo Titans" Monday as he claimed "you can't be pro- insurrection and pro-American" despite being the commander in chief of a nation founded by an insurrection.

"Can you imagine Thomas Jefferson calling for the blood of tyrants? What if John Adams refused to pledge fealty to King George? England would've nuked us to oblivion. It would've been total malarkey anarchy!" said the unblinking Biden, unflinching in the face of a citizenry increasingly questioning whether he is fit to be president.

"Look, here's the deal, these Capitol insurrectioneserutes are traitors to American ideals because they wanted to challenge the results of an election," Biden confirmed. "I know this for a fact because a traitor is everyone who does not agree with me."

"We saw what happened," he continued, referring to the events of January 6. "Law enforcement agencies were speared with terrorist javelins dripping in blood, surrounded by carnage."

"These are all things that actually happened that I am not making up," he added.

At publishing time, White House officials had advised the president to stop saying "we saw what happened" in regards to the January 6 capitol riots because he keeps describing events that never took place.

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#1: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Ada (#0)

I cannot wait til Robo-Biden starts making the rounds. Phony computer generated ghoul… Biden is dead. He is dead, I am just going to say it right now, we will not see an in person meeting with this fuck without a green screen and paid actors pretending to be talking to him. The man is a corpsicle. His corpse is better than a living Kamala Harris and the powers that be know this. It’s why Cackles isn’t in front of the camera telling us all about her latest word salad bullshit.

All of this administration is phony and guess what? Any laws passed or mandates made during a phony and fraudulent administration are unenforceable and unconstitutional. So I will not be abiding by anything I am told to do.

All of this is a lie. We have been living a lie since 2009 when Barack “I’m From Kenya” Obama took office and we have all been deceived.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2022-07-28 08:50:54   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#1)

You might be right, Tommy. What a fucking shitshow.

What kind of drug makes you not blink???

Esso posted on 2022-07-28 11:55:29   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#1)

Esso posted on 2022-07-28 12:25:13   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Lod    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#1)

11.22.1963 was the birth of the big lie.

Lod posted on 2022-07-28 12:26:31   Reply   Private Reply

#5: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Esso (#2)

The digital kind. The same drug that allows the body to move around but the head to never alter its position in frame. It’s called a DEEP FAKE. Even the voice was different. If nobody can tell the difference between the deep fakes and the real Biden, then guess what? They no longer need the real Biden. Just an actor to pretend to be Biden that is having his voice edited in real time and his face overlaid with a phony Biden face. They have tons of those deep fake videos out there that are done in real time.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2022-07-28 21:06:25   Reply   Private Reply

#6: BTP Holdings    To: Lod (#4)

11.22.1963 was the birth of the big lie.

A reporter asked Jack Ruby, "Jack, how could this have happened?"

Ruby replied, "If Adlai Stephenson were Vice President this never would have happened." ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-07-29 08:23:24   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Lod    To: BTP Holdings (#6)

Had Adlai been on the ticket, Nixon would have won in a landslide.

Lod posted on 2022-07-29 09:48:11   Reply   Private Reply

#8: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#2)

Trust the science.

What these freaks are doing is violating the Nuremburg Codes which were adopted by the U.S. in 1947.

According to those codes they are not allowed to give unauthorized or experimental medical procedures to patients. The principle of informed consent must be followed. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-07-29 17:43:22   Reply   Private Reply

#9: BTP Holdings    To: Lod (#7)

Had Adlai been on the ticket, Nixon would have won in a landslide.

You being from Texas, I can see your point of view. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-07-30 14:47:22   Reply   Private Reply