President Biden just solved the economy by creating thousands of IRS jobs! We know you've always dreamed of working for the IRS, but do you have what it takes?

Here are the job requirements in case you're interested:

Must be a U.S. citizen

Minimum education: Bachelor of Science degree in Accounting

5 years of Krav Maga martial arts experience

Maintain a level of fitness necessary to perform a chokehold until a tax delinquent is subdued and/or dead

Must derive pleasure from human suffering

Comfortable with firing squad-style executions

Unable to think for yourself

Ability to use force lightning preferred but not required

Cheered for Agent Smith in The Matrix

Must hate children

Proficiency in ignoring people who tell you to mind your own business

Passionate about auditing Etsy moms selling crafts just trying to make ends meet

Fluent in German, goose-stepping experience is a plus

Comfortable with firing RPGs at the homes of conservative activists with tax "discrepancies"

Previous waterboarding experience

Pass a psychological exam to determine if you sympathize with the government while watching Jason Bourne movies

Looking for the type that shoots first and does the math later

If you meet all these requirements, apply today and make all your dreams come true!