What the fuck is this, Don?

Source: Cap'n Brandon
Published: Sep 1, 2022
Author: Esso
Post Date: 2022-09-01 22:11:40 by Esso
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Years ago, I was recruited out of college to work for a government "company" as a contractor. I had to go to a non-descript building in Ann Arbor, Michigan for a couple of days for psychological testing which entailed thousands of written questions as well as seeing weirdos that thought they were Sigmund Freud. One interminably long series of questions was an either/or series. Bear in mind, I was a young man at the time, and my only real accomplishment in life was building the house that I'm still in.

Would you rather be:
Kissing a pretty girl, or
Doing a good job for a company?

"What the fuck is this, Don? If I answer one way, I'm a faggot. If I answer the other way, I'm a sex maniac. There's a time and place for everything. How am I supposed to answer that honestly?"

"Answer the best you can, Jim."

I ended up working with the company with a female handler for 15 years.

It was a wild ride. I sure miss Pam.

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

I sure miss Pam.

Our last rendezvous before before our last ride at a bar called Geo's in Waynedale, a suburb of FW. I don't remember where we went.

Esso posted on 2022-09-01 22:34:07   Reply   Private Reply


#2: noone222    To: Esso (#1)

Our last rendezvous before before our last ride at a bar called Geo's in Waynedale, a suburb of FW. I don't remember where we went.

Too bad that position must have made the drinking part of the job damn near intolerable. I don't know why these terribly important occupations don't consider hard drugs an advantage.

noone222 posted on 2022-09-02 03:06:53   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: noone222 (#2)

I don't know why these terribly important occupations don't consider hard drugs an advantage.

I have to use methadone sometimes to control pain, but it gives me a bad hangover for a couple days.

Esso posted on 2022-09-02 03:18:59   Reply   Private Reply


#4: noone222    To: Esso (#3)

I'm sorry to hear that Jim. I find it difficult to avoid thinking about how beautiful this life could be if certain elements of society were eliminated. I guess that's a reverse Klaus Schwab thought, making me no better than that little Israeli fag, Harari.

EDIT: I'm heading back to sleep Jim, TTYL !

noone222 posted on 2022-09-02 03:36:49   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Lod    To: noone222, Esso, all (#4)

Lod posted on 2022-09-02 13:58:26   Reply   Private Reply


#6: noone222    To: Lod (#5)

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I'm not sure that Biden's not the worst of the two.

noone222 posted on 2022-09-03 18:03:04   Reply   Private Reply


#7: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#3)

methadone

This Puerto Rican guy named Beny set me up with this chick once many years ago. She had bottles of Methadone on her shelf in bathroom. Maybe she had a problem with Mexican Mud. Not sure and I didn't ask.

That is very old memory and lucky to recall those things because of the meningitis. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-09-03 18:23:47   Reply   Private Reply