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Source: Babylon Bee
Published: Sep 13, 2022
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2022-09-13 17:48:52 by Esso
Views: 693

Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas

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#1: Esso    To: Lod, noone222, X-15, Ghostdogtxn, Tex4s, 4um (#0)

Ping!

Esso posted on 2022-09-13 17:51:51   Reply   Private Reply


#2: DWornock    To: Esso (#1)

Texas should deny people from California voting rights for ten years because they bring their radical liberal voting habits with them.

DWornock posted on 2022-09-13 19:02:41   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: DWornock (#2)

I know, man...

Esso posted on 2022-09-13 19:19:45   Reply   Private Reply


#4: BTP Holdings    To: DWornock (#2)

Texas should deny people from California voting rights for ten years

It is difficult to turn a California yuppie into a Conservative Texan overnight. Then even after 10 years there still might be some of those liberal tendencies lingering on.

It is a bit like when they said you could take the black out of the jungle, but you could not take the jungle out of the black.

I wonder what Aunt Jemima would think about these goings on?

It is hard to find black strap Molasses in the store these days. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-09-13 20:30:32   Reply   Private Reply


#5: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#0)

"Everybody here has guns." That is the best line ever. And I am sure folks in Kennesaw, Georgia (and neighboring towns) would agree. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-09-13 20:37:00   Reply   Private Reply


#6: StraitGate    To: Esso (#0)

That was funny. Might have been better if the Texan had made note of their race mixing. Naturally, the Bee cast the negro as the more intelligent of the pair, as black has long trumped female in minority accounting.

StraitGate posted on 2022-09-13 20:52:03   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Esso    To: StraitGate (#6)

Might have been better if the Texan had made note of their race mixing.

Also satire for not doing it.

Naturally, the Bee cast the negro as the more intelligent of the pair, as black has long trumped female in minority accounting.

More satire, they're just trying to stay out of Bidet's gulag.

Esso posted on 2022-09-13 21:11:21   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: All (#7)

Esso posted on 2022-09-13 21:19:53   Reply   Private Reply


#9: DWornock    To: BTP Holdings (#4)

Some would change and for others at least you reduce the damage.

DWornock posted on 2022-09-14 00:33:00   Reply   Private Reply


#10: ghostdogtxn    To: Esso (#0)

ghostdogtxn posted on 2022-09-14 09:53:37   Reply   Private Reply


#11: BTP Holdings    To: DWornock (#9)

Some would change and for others at least you reduce the damage.

I suppose 100% change would not be possible. But if we saw 75% doing things differently, we could count that as a success. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-09-14 18:55:07   Reply   Private Reply


#12: DWornock    To: BTP Holdings (#11)

Very true. Perhaps even 50% because, when voting, the 50% would at least cancel the other 50%

DWornock posted on 2022-09-14 19:37:43   Reply   Private Reply


#13: noone222    To: Esso, Lod (#0)

I don't know since I haven't voted since the 72 Presidential election but could the following occur: Would it be possible for the real Trump supporters as a whole along with those candidates endorsed by Trump to jump ship and merge with the libertarians for purposes of getting on the ballot in the states where the libertarians are accepted?

As I see it the people committed to freedom over party affiliation would kick ass if they rode Trumps coattails and collected TRUMPS VOTER'S VOTES (70-80 million) and let the dems and reps that are still party players split the left over votes that wouldn't be enough to beat DJT

noone222 posted on 2022-09-15 10:32:15   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Lod    To: noone222 (#13)

Excellent points, all, thank you.

The real problem still remains with magic black box voting machines.

Lod posted on 2022-09-15 12:01:18   Reply   Private Reply


#15: noone222    To: Lod (#14)

I'm having trouble wondering why I haven't heard mention of this sort of strategy anywhere and was thinking maybe it's impossible by some rule or law.

noone222 posted on 2022-09-15 14:19:46   Reply   Private Reply


#16: BTP Holdings    To: Lod (#14)

magic black box voting machines

Dominion is one of the worst. Their HQ is in Toronto. They have requested their name be removed from the list of tenants in the lobby. And there is even a Toronto policeman on foot patrol outside. I wonder what they are afraid of? ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-09-17 07:44:44   Reply   Private Reply


#17: BTP Holdings    To: noone222 (#15)

some rule or law

The way I remember it when I lived in Illinois, even write-in candidates needed to have the minimum number of petitions just to be a write-in candidate. They really stacked the deck against anyone outside the major parties.

You could not write in Mickey Mouse. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-09-17 22:12:10   Reply   Private Reply


#18: BTP Holdings    To: Esso, noone223 (#1)

Oh the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

I can recall Doug telling the story about when he got back from Vietnam and had a two hour layover in Detroit. He decided to take a walk and figured Detroit was more dangerous than Vietnam. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-09-17 22:24:10   Reply   Private Reply


#19: BTP Holdings    To: Esso, noone222 (#1)

Oh the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

I can recall Doug telling the story about when he got back from Vietnam and had a two hour layover in Detroit. He decided to take a walk and figured Detroit was more dangerous than Vietnam. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-09-17 22:24:41   Reply   Private Reply