Previously: It’s Over. Ye Wins. Total Aryan Victory.

When I first saw the video of Elon Musk barging into the Twitter HQ with a sink, I thought he was going to start bashing people over the head with it. Regrettably, he did not do that, as it possibly would have been illegal (bashing people with a sink is illegal in many districts).

It’s unclear why he brought a sink (it appears to be a normal sink, as opposed to some kind of special sink that he needs for his work processes), but it made for iconic imagery.

Late Thursday night, Elon finished the deal and became the official owner of Twitter. He then fired all of the top executives immediately, including that Paki Arwarg and that fat Paki bitch Vagina.

Vagina was the one who banned everyone. She was getting paid millions of dollars a year to ban people. The decisions to ban people were all made by Jonathan Greenblatt of the Israeli lobbying group “Anti-Defamation League,” but she was paid millions of dollars per year to click the ban button for Greenblatt.

Elon is going to serve as CEO, at least for now, and has officially said that everyone is getting unbanned.

He is officially going to reverse all lifetime bans.

He’s not said that any speech of any kind will be banned, other than spam. He’s going to institute adult parental controls for the snowflakes (my idea, by the way).

It’s not clear what exactly the timeframe is here, but it appears that moderation is already off.