Just Because!!! City Bans All Gun Shops!!

Source: Guns & Gadgets
Published: Nov 29, 2022
Author: Guns & Gadgets
Post Date: 2022-11-29 16:52:05 by Esso
Views: 527

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Commiefornia. Whould'a thunk?

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#1: FormerLurker    To: Esso (#0)

Next they'll be banning all car dealerships that sell assault SUVs, then all stores that sell knives, or hammers, or rope.

FormerLurker posted on 2022-11-29 17:11:39   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: FormerLurker, Dakmar, 4um (#1)

Next they'll be banning all car dealerships that sell assault SUVs, then all stores that sell knives, or hammers, or rope.

Dakkie and me are awaiting patent approval on our new fully-automatic, solar-powered, assault roofing hammer with a vibrating dildo handle [which is supposed to reduce RSIs (repetitive stress injuries)].

We argued a long time as to who we should get to do the beta testing, but Dak is quite the innovator. I would've never thought to use San Francisco, homeless crackheads and a politician's husband to wring out the bugs (no pun intended).

Our innovative new passive restraint neck-belt system for EVs was kind of a bust though. The liberals heads kept popping off and rolling down the road when the self-driving feature kept slamming into stopped semis.

Ya win some, ya lose some.

Esso posted on 2022-11-29 17:49:54   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Lod    To: Esso (#2)

Just label it "Patent Pending" and roll it out asap.

Lod posted on 2022-11-29 21:08:41   Reply   Private Reply

#4: FormerLurker    To: Esso (#2)

Can't wait to see the write up on it in Popular Mechanics :)

FormerLurker posted on 2022-11-30 16:25:06   Reply   Private Reply