The smartest dog in the world | 60 Minutes Archive

Source: 60 Minutes
Published: Dec 4, 2022
Author: 60 Minutes
Post Date: 2022-12-04 10:00:06 by Esso
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I can't believe they got a dog to lay still in an MRI machine. The last time I was in one, it scared me so badly, it almost made me cry. I've got tears in my eyes now just thinking about it.

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#1: StraitGate    To: Esso (#0)

Smartest dog in the world? Maybe. But Hillary Clinton might be just as smart as this dog, or maybe even a little smarter.

But at this point, what difference does it make?

StraitGate posted on 2022-12-04 11:41:27   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: StraitGate, Lod, 4um (#1)

Hillary Clinton might be just as smart as this dog, or maybe even a little smarter.

Hillary is not a dog. There's very good reasoning behind its designation; PIAPS (pig in a pants suit), but I'm somewhat uncomfortable denigrating our porcine friends that way.

Esso posted on 2022-12-04 11:57:24   Reply   Private Reply

#3: StraitGate    To: Esso (#2)

Thanks for correcting my error. I get these bastards' exact speciation confused sometimes. HildeBeast sounds a lot like that big ugly sub- Saharan nomadic bovid, so sometimes I forget that PIAPS is really just a sub-species of pig. In any case, my old black-and-tan coon hound was better looking than she is, and he was also a better person than she is.

StraitGate posted on 2022-12-04 12:37:37   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Lod    To: Esso, StraitGate, all dog lovers here (#0)

Skidboot, from Quinlan TX will always get my vote ~

Lod posted on 2022-12-04 12:57:59   Reply   Private Reply

#5: StraitGate    To: Lod (#4)

Amazing!

StraitGate posted on 2022-12-04 17:32:07   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Lod    To: StraitGate (#5)

Even surreal, imo.

Lod posted on 2022-12-04 18:09:06   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Lod, 4um (#6)

Even surreal, imo.

That was something, Loddy.

I met a guy from Texas today, Can't remember the town, but his name was Christian, Hispanic, weldor (TIG, arc), to be here about six months on the Auburn Walmart distribution site. He was probably in his late 20s. He drove and his wife was following, but got behind. I told him he better wipe the lipstick off his neck before his wife got here.

"That's a tat, man." (Lipstick lips)

"I know." Gawd, people are getting so stupid.

FWIW, "weldor" is correct. Weldor = the man, welder = the machine. It might be archaic now.

Esso posted on 2022-12-04 18:49:08   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: Lod, 4um (#6)

Esso posted on 2022-12-04 19:43:35   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Lod    To: Esso (#8)

Thanks much, I'll enjoy'em tomorrow.

Lod posted on 2022-12-04 20:34:47   Reply   Private Reply

#10: StraitGate    To: Esso, Lod (#7)

weldo -- I weld
weldas -- You weld
welda -- He welds
weldan -- They weld
weldamos -- We weld
weldorado -- Big boss man welder

Just practicing my Mexican.

StraitGate posted on 2022-12-04 20:42:37   Reply   Private Reply