Poster Comment:
Lefty Nutjobs Go Insane Over NHL Player Refusing to Wear Rainbow Jersey
| Source: | Zeducation |
| Published: | Jan 19, 2023 |
| Author: | Tyler Zed |
| Post Date: | 2023-01-19 12:04:41 by Esso |
| Views: | 1411 |
Poster Comment:
Lefty Nutjobs Go Insane Over NHL Player Refusing to Wear Rainbow Jersey
#1: Esso To: All (#0)
Esso posted on 2023-01-19 12:56:21 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-01-19 13:00:53 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-01-19 13:11:52 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-01-19 13:12:24 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-01-19 13:55:52 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-01-19 14:11:39 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-01-19 14:15:40 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-01-19 15:30:20 Reply Private Reply
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NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing Soccer
PHILADELPHIA, PA NHL star Ivan Provorov declined to participate in the Philadelphia Flyers' Pride Night or wear a rainbow-colored jersey, saying if he wanted to support the gay agenda he would have played soccer instead of hockey.
"Listen, man, I got nothing against the gays," said Provorov to a crowd of outraged sports writers as the rest of his team pranced across the ice gracefully in their colorful outfits. "But I ain't wearing that thing. Let's leave all that gay stuff in soccer where it belongs. Also, I believe in God and stuff, and I don't want to disobey him, so there's that."
The sports world expressed unbridled outrage at the decision. "The lives of LGBTQ+ people are in danger unless everyone on earth affirms their sex lives by wearing the special uniform and saluting the special flag," said Sports Illustrated writer Gloop Schnixen (they/them) in an op-ed. "If Provorov refuses to show unquestioning fealty to our belief system, he is a fascist and must be punched until he complies."
Representatives for Major League Soccer confirmed that they celebrate Pride Night every night, and invited anyone who felt unwelcome in the NHL to attend one of their soccer games for free. So far, none have accepted the invite.
At publishing time, the NHL courted more controversy after several players refused to wear sparkly princess dresses on Trans-Awareness Night.
Esso posted on 2023-01-19 15:43:07 Reply Private Reply
#10: Esso To: Lod, TommyTheMadArtist, 4um (#9)
What a fuckin' nutjob. Reminds me of a girlfriend from several years ago.
Esso posted on 2023-01-19 16:23:40 Reply Private Reply
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Ever hear of chitins? It might be OK for lizards, not humans.
Esso posted on 2023-01-19 18:21:23 Reply Private Reply
#12: TommyTheMadArtist To: Esso (#10)
Fucking hags. This is why it is so important to lock up women who are out of touch with their uterus. It is almost as if Menopause robs them of any and all sensibilities they had left after puberty.
TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-01-19 19:35:42 Reply Private Reply
#13: TommyTheMadArtist To: Esso (#11)
If I were to become a terrorist, the only people I would target would be these so called custodians of the earth. I would be a nameless and faceless scourge putting each and every one of these clowns into the dirt so that they might actually practice what they preach.
TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-01-19 19:37:23 Reply Private Reply
#14: Esso To: TommyTheMadArtist (#12)
That was funny AF.
Esso posted on 2023-01-19 19:41:40 Reply Private Reply
#15: Esso To: TommyTheMadArtist (#13)
I'm wondering who is footing the bill for the 5,000+ Swiss troops protecting them. It's certainly not them, they're all to cheap.
Esso posted on 2023-01-19 19:44:17 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-01-19 20:25:03 Reply Private Reply
#17: TommyTheMadArtist To: Esso (#15)
Terrorists should know by now who runs the world and it isnt the United States or the modern countries that are destroying their cultures. Its these rich assholes who are destroying everything because they love the chaos.
TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-01-19 23:35:36 Reply Private Reply