BREAKING: Unprecedented 'Direct-Hit' Solar Storm Headed Straight For Us!

Source: Next News Network
Published: Feb 17, 2023
Author: Gary Franchi
Post Date: 2023-02-17 14:12:41 by Esso
Views: 462

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What fucking next?

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#1: titorite    To: Esso (#0)

Should just be some good northern lights.

Now if that were a direct shot I'd be on my bicycle headed north

titorite posted on 2023-02-18 16:08:09   Reply   Private Reply

#2: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Esso (#0)

Nothing is going to happen. It has already hit the earth. Time to move on to the next fear mongered crisis to take our minds off Ohio’s answer to Chernobyl.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-02-18 16:16:13   Reply   Private Reply

#3: StraitGate    To: Esso (#0)

It didn't kill the ~100 turkey buzzards that roost on the 550 kV power line tower across the road from me.

And it apparently didn't disrupt the US government too much -- the postman brought our mail today.

My battery powered Milwaukee impact driver still works.

If it had taken out our washing machine, StraitWoman would have let me know about it within 12 minutes or so. I can hear her now: "You're going to fix it before you take a shower, right?"

StraitGate posted on 2023-02-18 17:45:48   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: StraitGate (#3)

I think that solar flare took out my back yesterday. Jesus, I was in bad shape last night. The only way I could get around was with my cane.

Esso posted on 2023-02-19 15:15:20   Reply   Private Reply

#5: StraitGate    To: Esso (#4)

I hope you get to feeling better soon.

StraitGate posted on 2023-02-19 18:10:44   Reply   Private Reply

#6: noone2222    To: Esso (#4)

I think that solar flare took out my back yesterday. Jesus, I was in bad shape last night. The only way I could get around was with my cane.

I hope the liquor store delivers !

noone2222 posted on 2023-02-19 19:12:50   Reply   Private Reply