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The Dakkie and Pacman Show

Source:	4um
Published:	Apr 2, 2023
Author:	Cap'n Brandon
Post Date:	2023-04-02 21:23:31 by Esso
Views:	1674

We blew out this joint out last night. There was only about six posts after we passed out.

We own this joint. I say we send a Columbian hit-team to drag Neil out of his mountain hideout and bring him to HoosierHickistan for some punishment.

Either I start getting $375.00 per hour for posting, like my Tax Babe gets from me to keep me out of prison or else.

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#1: Esso To: Pinguinite, 4um (#0)

I'm just kidding, Pin. You know I'm way to cheap to bring guys from as far as Columbia. There's better options.

Esso posted on 2023-04-02 21:27:13 Reply Private Reply

#2: Pinguinite To: Esso (#1)

You know I'm way to cheap to bring guys from as far as Columbia.

Oh, I can tell! And while the city is spelled "Columbia" The country is spelled "Colombia". Though there may well be hit men in Columbia also.

Pinguinite posted on 2023-04-02 21:31:38 Reply Private Reply

#3: Esso To: All (#1)

Yeah, my Tax Babe does get $375.00/hr. She's young enough to be my daughter, but thinks she's my mother.

I wish she wasn't married. She's the honcho at the tax joint since Bob died.

The last time I saw Bob, he was teasing me about sending the gals chocolate covered strawberries as a thank you and shutting the joint down for a time. I told Bob, "Put it on my bill next year."

The clot-shot got him. I'm glad Christa kept me on as her pet. I'm only a minor millionaire. Barely, for now.

Esso posted on 2023-04-02 21:51:34 Reply Private Reply

#4: Esso To: Pinguinite, Straitgate, 4um (#2)

You trying to give a Hoosier Hick an English lesson?

Help me out, Strait, Mr. nigger-toe!

Esso posted on 2023-04-02 21:54:57 Reply Private Reply

#5: Esso To: Pinguinite (#2)

Though there may well be hit men in Columbia also.

Thanks for the advice. I love ya, Neil!

Esso posted on 2023-04-02 21:57:43 Reply Private Reply

#6: Pinguinite To: Esso (#4)

Great tune. Adding to my collection.

Pinguinite posted on 2023-04-02 22:19:20 Reply Private Reply

#7: Esso To: All (#5)

Don't forget about me
You were worth every mile
I've been using PTSD as an excuse to give up. Now I use it as a reason to help people
I'll never let go. Your hands and your heart are my home.

You can't close a dead person's eyes like in the movies. A medic told me why while he was sewing up my shoulder in Beirut. I can't go to an open casket funeral without feeling the body. My ex-wife, the guardian of my little sister, about fainted dead away when when I held Carol's hand.

When the hospice called me about my mother dying, I had to try the eye thing again, and try to close her gaping mouth. Didn't work in 1983, didn't work in 2014.

I took a pic with my phone. PM me your phone number if you want to see a dead old lady.

I pulled the sheet over her head, and Marla (GF) drove me home.

Esso posted on 2023-04-02 22:44:28 Reply Private Reply

#8: Esso To: Pinguinite (#6)

Great tune. Adding to my collection.

Thanks, Neil. My buddies were trying to give me life lessons today about how I need to go on cruises and shit like that and spend my money on me instead of helping my Godson and his little daughter.

I'm perfectly happy staying inside the wire and pumping out the truth about what's going on.

I've seen the world, it sucks. I'm perfectly happy looking out my garage door and watching the planes on final to FWA and the squirrels in my yard.

I'm in love with a twelve year old girl and her 46 y/o dad that the Bidet fucked over with his covi bullshit.

Esso posted on 2023-04-02 23:09:04 Reply Private Reply

#9: Esso To: All (#8)

Last night I dreamed I held you in my arms, the music was never ending. We danced as the evening sky faded to black...

Esso posted on 2023-04-02 23:10:54 Reply Private Reply

#10: StraitGate To: Pinguinite, Esso (#6)

That song has a powerful message. Makes me think of my mother who died unexpectedly a few years ago, just a few days after she called me on my birthday. And my dad who almost died a couple of years ago. Decades ago for a few years he and I talked only once or twice a year. Now we talk on the phone at least once a week, and although he's 500 miles away I see him at least twice a year.

StraitGate posted on 2023-04-02 23:53:31 Reply Private Reply

#11: Esso To: StraitGate (#10)