It's time to leave earth. [Sunday Bullshit/Nonsense thread]

Source: John Talks
Published: Apr 23, 2023
Author: John Talks
Post Date: 2023-04-23 00:30:30 by Esso
Views: 993

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Yeah, I haven't been to bed yet. I'm expected to do my job at least sixteen hours per day.

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Esso posted on 2023-04-23 00:34:49   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

I'm tired of seeing pics of folks holding their trigger finger straight above the trigger like that's cool. I was checking someone out on a double action automatic today. I carefully explained not not keep the safety on. I said, "the first time I went to shoot, the gun didn't fire." He pulled the trigger, nothing happened. The guy from Kentucky Ballistics did the same shit. Bang, you're dead. Told you so, dopey.

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 01:00:26   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

Dead Dave is doing his dump early...

KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER NO MATTER WHAT, AND THE SAFETY ENGAGED!

I saw a pair of blackbirds fuckin' in my yard the other day. She was a slut. After the deed was done, he followed her for awhile wondering where his cigarettes were...

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 01:08:15   Reply   Private Reply

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Pinguinite posted on 2023-04-23 01:28:37   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: All (#3)

I had that pic of the three bud girls in my bar back in the day.

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 01:31:54   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2023-04-23 01:35:49   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#4)

I hear ya, kiddo.

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 01:50:40   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: All (#7)

Terry's great, I guess that's EweToob's hasseling him.

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 01:52:54   Reply   Private Reply

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My buddy was trying to hook me up with his neighbor gal today. She's a fine enough gal, but she's got a "boyfriend" she's not too happy with and she's a cat woman.

Maybe I'm just too picky.

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 02:31:10   Reply   Private Reply

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Sorry, t's my tribute to my dead GFs.

I've spent a lot of time dumping sand out of my boots.

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 03:24:30   Reply   Private Reply

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"When you get where you're goin', don't forget to turn back around."

My tax-babe has a platinum rose in her office with that inscription. I bought it for her.

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 04:01:21   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: All (#11)

"Lay back with you and close my eyes let the big ol' world just spin on by, and sayin' your name with my last breath."

The curly-cued blond reminds reminds me of my crush that died in February, but Cari was probably 70. I miss her.

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 04:26:26   Reply   Private Reply

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My eyes are hazel-green, I'm told. I hold doors for gals I don't even know.

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 04:34:59   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2023-04-23 04:41:00   Reply   Private Reply

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I could see killing men to pretending to be women. I've got no problem with that.

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 05:00:09   Reply   Private Reply

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CAUGHT! Bud Light Is DELETING All Dylan Mulvaney Images From Social Media | Boycott Working | SHAME!

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 05:05:27   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Esso    To: All (#16)

There is something so hot about a gal who crosses her legs and has both feet on the floor.

Kat Timpf: I used to feel awkward about this

Esso posted on 2023-04-23 05:23:57   Reply   Private Reply