Imagine what’s in them today 🤮 [Monday Trash Thread]

Source: Clown Planet
Published: May 1, 2023
Author: Clown Planet
Post Date: 2023-05-01 08:55:13 by Esso
Views: 684

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The guy in the thumbnail is Joey Chestnut, number one ranked competitive eater at one of the Nathan's annual hotdog eating contests.

Naturally, he's a gay man. Women can't catch a break in sports at all anymore...

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Joe Biden Admits The Truth at White House Press Correspondents Dinner Over Weekend

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Some of those are really clever.

The Most Brilliant Design Ideas That People Have Ever 💡Opposite Of Design Fails ▶ 2

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Stolen from a poster at ZH...

Presenting .... the pantheon of America's current crop of political "leaders." God help us.

Bernie “Socialism for Thee But Not for Me” Sanders

Sheila “The Martian" Jackson Lee

Nancy "Pass the Bill to See What's In It" Pelosi

Joe "You Know, the Thing" Biden

Kamala "Cackles" Harris

AO "The World Will End In 10 Years" C

Hank "Guam Will Tip Over" Johnson

Maxine "No Justice No Peace" Waters

Richard "Vietnam Hero" Blumenthal

Elizabeth "Pocahontus" Warren

Adam "Muh Russian Interference" Schiff

Eric "Fang Fang" Swalwell

John "Hi! Goodnight Everybody" Fetterman

Diane "Chinese Chauffer Spy" Feinstein

Lindsey "The RINO" Graham

Mitch "The RINO II" McConnell

Illan “I Married My Brother" Omar

Ayanna "The Bald Commie" Pressley

Rashida "The Mad Muslim" Talib

Corey "Spartacus" Booker

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Kayleigh McEnany mocks Florida 'travelwarning': What a joke...🙁🙁🙁

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#8: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#7)

There's that word 'gollywog' again. That's like the second time in as many weeks. It must be an omen.

Oi mate, got a license for that offensive joke?

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XOM was a great trade about the time when it became clear that the "election" had been stolen. It traded as low as $34, I doubled- down at $40, and quickly tripled my investment, not to mention XOM's dividend yield was 10%+ at $40 (It's 3.64% at today's current price of $115). Good luck trying to find that kind of return. I got lucky.

The MFers knew exactly what they were doing. It's called 'insider trading'. The war on fossil fuels has been very good for energy companies and their investors. Not so much for consumers.

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#10: Lod    To: Esso (#3)

Just outstanding! thank you.

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#11: Esso    To: Lod (#10)

Just outstanding! thank you.

Thanks, Lod. I guess one of the advantages of never sleeping is that I see everything. I've seen all 200,000 man-years worth of EweToob, twice. Hopefully that GABA supplement might help my tinnitus, it's about the only thing I haven't tried.

He said it might also have a calming effect. That wouldn't be wasted on me.

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Bloomington. Indiana University. Figures. SUCK IT!

It might be time to outlaw colleges and seize their assets.

Defending Bud Light BACKFIRES, [Indiana] Bar APOLOGIZES For Defending Dylan Mulvaney, Anheuser DOUBLES DOWN

(Edit) Tim's pretty spun-up about this issue. Everybody I know is fed-up with all this LGBTQAI+ bullshit. Keep punching that tar-baby, Anheuser- Busch. When my buddy Rainman gives up his Budweiser, I'll short the hell out of InBev.

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Doesn't really matter. The outcome of the 2024 "election" has already been determined. It's not going to be Pedo Pete and the Kameltoe though. My money is on Hitlery and Big Mike right this second.

The only question is if we're going to have another 22Nov1963 type deal again. I hope we do.

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Damn, Terry got me again. I was hoping to see the other side of the gals in the thumbnail.

(Edit) Jameson the Marine (Odins Men, Jamesons Travels) told me I'm too old (60+) to be so girl-crazy and need to pack it in.

I'm going to miss talking to him.

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I need to go to bed. I'm workin' on my third Bidet headache of the day. If I take any more aspirin, I'll have my blood thinner than liquid helium and bleed out in a matter of seconds if I cut myself shaving tomorrow.

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