Listen to this clip about JP Morgan Chase...

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Published: May 12, 2023
Author: Natali and Clayton Morris
Post Date: 2023-05-12 12:43:57 by Esso
Views: 850

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I'm caught up in this. My accounts have been locked since March. None of my bills are getting paid.

Straight, White, Christian male. You don't get any lower on the totem pole than that. It's a fucking nightmare.

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#1: Esso    To: Lod, TommyTheMadArtist, 4um (#0)

I'm caught up in this. My accounts have been locked since March. None of my bills are getting paid.

Ping. I have ANOTHER appointment at 1400 EDT.

Esso posted on 2023-05-12 12:47:09   Reply   Private Reply

#2: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Esso (#1)

Well you might want to wear a dress this time and maybe pretty yourself up, so that way they will know that you’re one of the people they represent.

Jesus I cannot believe I typed that with a straight face. It’s getting harder for me to discern whether or not I’m seriously giving real advice, or making a joke about your situation brother.

Good Luck

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-05-12 13:47:04   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist, Lod, noone222, X-15, 4um (#2)

Jesus I cannot believe I typed that with a straight face. It’s getting harder for me to discern whether or not I’m seriously giving real advice, or making a joke about your situation brother.

I did wear one of my new Hawaiian shirts that I'm using to cover handguns. It looks "pretty gay."

They're lucky that I "keep a cool tool on the stool". Once again, I'm assured that this event ends, but I can't get it in writing. I did make the chicky-poo banker make me out a cashier's check to my health insurance company that told me if I bounce one more check, "You're kicked out of ObamaCare forever."

I doubt this is over. I still feel an invisible hand behind this clusterfuck. I have never been late on a bill or bounced a check in my entire life. My sister is taking more of a beating than me, but she deserves it. Not really. Nobody deserved this pain.

This was the hairiest situation I've been in in a damn long time.

Esso posted on 2023-05-12 16:46:32   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2023-05-12 18:48:31   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

Melanie from JPM better get here pretty quick or I'm just gonna pop a shot and send her away.

Esso posted on 2023-05-12 19:25:34   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2023-05-12 21:02:06   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: All (#7)

They're after me.

Esso posted on 2023-05-12 21:16:59   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2023-05-12 22:20:08   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: All (#9)

JPM might be mad at me because I helped "right wing" folks. I used to give a lifetime (my lifetime) warranty on work I did. I never thought I would've lived this long.

Last summer, Chris, across the street, let me know the HVAC I put in 21 years ago had failed. God love me, I had an HVAC company dial the sumbitch back in. The furnace was OK, but it needed a new chimney liner along with the conderser unit and a new evap coil.. I had Chris run me to Solly's coins to get the goods.

I'm a lot of things, but liar or cheat isn't one of them.

Esso posted on 2023-05-12 22:40:46   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2023-05-12 22:55:42   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#11)

What the hell, Jim? I'm having a mental meltdown after being under attack for two months, and you're letting me hang.

I'm OK, man. My sister didn't like being under fire much...

Esso posted on 2023-05-12 23:28:29   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Esso    To: All (#12)

I'm a real estate genius all of the sudden...

My buddy Walter "Radar" Lopez had somebody try to sell him a $200 property next-door to him for $27,000.

I can probably get it for him for him for nothing if I let the "sharpy" with the RE company know what a liability it is to own property in my hood.

The county commissioners wanted to give me the two properties to the west of me for nothing.

Lopez wants it, I can probably get it for him for next to nothing.

Mexico, Venezuela, Guatemala, WTF do I care? Radar's a pretty nice guy.

Esso posted on 2023-05-13 02:51:19   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Dakmar    To: Esso (#12)

now there is no morning dew

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#15: Lod    To: Esso (#13)

I have some $ with Charles Schwab who does not invest in woke companies, according to a client newsletter from about three months ago.

So far, so good, I guess.

Lod posted on 2023-05-13 20:36:35   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Dakmar    To: Lod (#15)

My broker is Charles Schwab, and Charles Schwab says...

SHUT THE FUCK UP, MORONS, CHARLES SCHWAB IS TALKING!

Ok, what should I do next? :)

Dakmar posted on 2023-05-13 20:41:11   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Dakmar    To: Lod (#15)

Sorry for crazy post, Lod, I was just remembering those stupid TV commercials from to 90's and went all artsy. :) Brandy and Black Flag CDs are a deadly combination.

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#18: Lod    To: Dakmar, StraitGate, investors (#16)

Ask SG and his wimmin, they've got the Midas touch.

Lod posted on 2023-05-13 20:51:19   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Lod    To: Dakmar (#17)

No worries, after some tremendous t'storms overnight, I'm just now getting my landline, tellie, and internet service functioning again.

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#20: Dakmar    To: Lod, StraitGate (#19)

I've been working 12 hours days for last two weeks and apparently forgot how to type :)

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#21: Dakmar    To: Lod (#19)

Wow, the spics freak out when I start screaming RISE ABOVE at them. LOL, they must have seen me, there's no way they heard me over the Honda 2.0 minus exhaust system.

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