Woman Claims SKIN TIGHT BUTT SHORTS Are NOT For Attracting men And NO ONE Is Buying It

Source: TimCast
Published: May 19, 2023
Author: Tim Pool
Post Date: 2023-05-19 12:17:05 by Esso
Views: 764

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I wear a "safety layer" now. It covers my gun.

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School Board Warns Mom When She Reads Book From School Library

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If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

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Loudest "FK JOE BIDEN" Chant ERUPTS…This is Getting Scary 😂😂😂

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#6: titorite    To: Esso (#5)

The only thing scary is the fact that a clear like of sight can't be seen.

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#8: Esso    To: All (#7)

Pedo Pete's antics make me uncomfortable being around children.

(Edit) All this pedo/tranny/homo bullshit makes me unhappy. People like that used to be disposed of years ago.

Esso posted on 2023-05-19 21:55:43   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#8)

Where the hell are you? JPM holding you hostage too?

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#11: Esso    To: All (#10)

I was way ahead of my time when I built my house 45+ years ago.

The absolute widest point up my stairs to the bordello is 21.5". The minimum now, that I finally figured out how to do handrails, is 18". It's close for me now at 200. Back in the day, we used to call them "No-Go" gauges.

I can get stupid with chickie-poos, but not too stupid. I suppose I could pull my truck out of the garage and lay some moving blankets down...

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#12: Esso    To: All (#11)

"Ain't no no way that me and this truck made her fall in love."

My little Tacoma is pretty cool, though.

I don't need a huge truck to make up for other shortcomings, ahem.

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#13: Esso    To: Sling Blade, 4um (#12)

You're about the only sane person I've got extant and here, Jon.

I won't let you and the Squirt die.

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Look at the little negro lesbian's eyes. She's high as fuck. They'll never get the smell of weed out of the White House.

I think about 5-7 seconds in you'll see her eyes looking like Marty Feldman's and a million other cues.

"HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME! I'M A NEGRO LESBIAN LIAR!"

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I spent way too much time with my face in stripper's crotches when I was a kid. Never found a penis down there.

Banged a shitload of bartenders back in the day. None of them had a penis either. Did a lot of college "administrators" too. No peenies.

“Being Male Doesn’t Make Me LESS of a Woman” ft 1st Drag Laureate

I get a kick out of Jameson. It's almost like seeing myself in a mirror.

Please Tell Me Gen Z ISN'T THIS BRAINWASHED!

OK, the Marine can fuck me as long as I get a reacharound.

Thank you, Resident Bidet for killing my last three girl friends with your clot-shots.

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I'd probably be sleeping with little Jim's mother if she wasn't grieving and married. She'd like me.

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The ones who don't make it back home are guys like the Marine in NY and me who went to a school board meeting a year or so ago that are on the FBI list.

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I sure wouldn't shoot somebody in the back of their head unless it was sanctioned.

I would've thrown her in my shower, given her clothes then called the cops if need be.

When I had to blow a guy's head off in 2008, it was nasty. I'm a gun guy, but I don't want to ever do what I did back then.

I'm a nice guy, but I can be forced into doing horrible things.

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#18: Esso    To: All (#17)

This bar looks like the Hook & Ladder a few doors down from Sling Blade's house.

The long beard guy (0:25) looks just like my mechanic, Chip.

I used to work as a bartender sometimes between assignments. Some bad- ass places as a rule.

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I don't care what my headstone reads, or what kind of pinewood box I end up in, when it's my time lay me six feet deep in God's Country.

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#20: Esso    To: All (#19)

I can't. I spent my 15th birthday at my Dad's funeral. Fauchi/Bidet killed my last three girlfriends with their clot-shot mandates.

I'm walking alone for the first time in my life.

I'm so MFing lonely.

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#22: Esso    To: All (#21)

Maybe in Valhalla, not in Bidetville

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#23: Lod    To: Esso, 4um (#22)

it may be time for an afternoon snack and then a good nap

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#24: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#17)

I used to work with a guy that got 10 years in the joint for molesting an underage girl. He did all 10 years. No time off for good behavior.

You know that once the Cons found out why he was in there they were giving him a hard time. ;)

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