I was way ahead of my time when I built my house 45+ years ago.
The absolute widest point up my stairs to the bordello is 21.5". The minimum now, that I finally figured out how to do handrails, is 18". It's close for me now at 200. Back in the day, we used to call them "No-Go" gauges.
I can get stupid with chickie-poos, but not too stupid. I suppose I could pull my truck out of the garage and lay some moving blankets down...
I'd probably be sleeping with little Jim's mother if she wasn't grieving and married. She'd like me.
Justin Moore - The Ones That Didnt Make It Back Home
The ones who don't make it back home are guys like the Marine in NY and me who went to a school board meeting a year or so ago that are on the FBI list.
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(Edit) All this pedo/tranny/homo bullshit makes me unhappy. People like that used to be disposed of years ago.
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My little Tacoma is pretty cool, though.
I don't need a huge truck to make up for other shortcomings, ahem.
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I won't let you and the Squirt die.
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I think about 5-7 seconds in you'll see her eyes looking like Marty Feldman's and a million other cues.
"HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME! I'M A NEGRO LESBIAN LIAR!"
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Banged a shitload of bartenders back in the day. None of them had a penis either. Did a lot of college "administrators" too. No peenies.
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I get a kick out of Jameson. It's almost like seeing myself in a mirror.
Please Tell Me Gen Z ISN'T THIS BRAINWASHED!
OK, the Marine can fuck me as long as I get a reacharound.
Thank you, Resident Bidet for killing my last three girl friends with your clot-shots.
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Justin Moore - The Ones That Didnt Make It Back Home
The ones who don't make it back home are guys like the Marine in NY and me who went to a school board meeting a year or so ago that are on the FBI list.
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I'm a nice guy, but I can be forced into doing horrible things.
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The long beard guy (0:25) looks just like my mechanic, Chip.
I used to work as a bartender sometimes between assignments. Some bad- ass places as a rule.
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I'm so MFing lonely.
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You know that once the Cons found out why he was in there they were giving him a hard time. ;)
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