Bud Light Truck Drivers QUIT After Getting Called 'Gay Beer Salesmen’

Source: Benny Johnson
Published: May 26, 2023
Author: Benny Johnson
Post Date: 2023-05-26 19:24:23 by Esso
Views: 589

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That 1st chart is YTD, not a year.

I tried to do that "Text BUD to XXXXX. It came back with more gay shit. I hope my cell phone doesn't have AIDS, I just got it working.

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

I've always liked older gals, but 102 is pushing the outside the envelope...

Kimmy's mom was at the high side at +18, no I didn't bang her mom, but it ruined our relationship. I was 18.

Esso posted on 2023-05-26 19:43:20   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Marla (#1)

I'll give your bouquet to Melinda tomorrow if she's home and isn't with the hot-shot real estate agent she hates...

Melinda loves me, she's a little afraid to get out of her comfort zone. She's afraid I'd be freaked out by her not having tits (cancer) like Daria (Melissa).

Yeah, it was edgy in the beginning.

Esso posted on 2023-05-26 20:13:45   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

Mayor Buttplug tied up McMurphy three months longer than she should've been here. Ramette died sometime shortly after Valentine's Day.

Ever hear an ex-KGB/FSB father cry? He had his little one home for a couple weeks before she #DiedSuddenly. First time in like 12 years.

Esso posted on 2023-05-26 20:38:38   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: All (#3)

My "Til' you can't" ran out on 7Apr1976 at my father's funeral.

(Edit) I'm not the assassin that a lot of people have me made out to be. I'm actually a pretty nice guy, given the opportunity.

Esso posted on 2023-05-26 21:06:11   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

"Ain't no way that me an' me and this truck made her fall in love."

I've never been with a gal over 5'6" except Bambi (6'0") That was about 40+ years ago.

Esso posted on 2023-05-26 21:17:48   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Sling Blade (#5)

Esso posted on 2023-05-26 21:24:11   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: All (#6)

I deleted the first few seconds. I don't child exploitation.

Esso posted on 2023-05-26 21:29:25   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: Marla, StraitGate (#7)

I just got done puking in my kitchen sink.

Esso posted on 2023-05-26 23:26:49   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: PamPunk (#8)

The Company got you, not me. Sorry hon.

Esso posted on 2023-05-27 00:10:57   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: Ramette, Cari (#9)

I loved you so much, I feel like dying.

Esso posted on 2023-05-27 00:29:35   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: All (#10)

Esso posted on 2023-05-27 02:58:45   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2023-05-27 03:09:16   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Esso    To: All (#12)

I spent so much time with gal's heels on my back, I should be getting a medal or something,.

Esso posted on 2023-05-27 03:28:43   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Esso    To: All (#13)

I spent so much time with gal's heels on my back, I should be getting a medal or something

Esso posted on 2023-05-27 04:16:36   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Esso    To: All (#14)

I used to like to dance

If you noticed, all the instrument players have black eyes, joos.

Just sayin', this vid's 13 y/o.

Esso posted on 2023-05-27 04:23:12   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Esso    To: All (#0)

Bud Light Truck Drivers QUIT After Getting Called 'Gay Beer Salesmen’

Fuck you faggots, commit suicide or be killed.

Esso posted on 2023-05-27 04:37:00   Reply   Private Reply