Dear Dad

Source: Esso/Pacman/Cap'n Brandon
Published: Jul 4, 2023
Author: Esso
Post Date: 2023-07-04 23:18:59 by Esso
Views: 2278

I'm under fire. Probably nothing like you were in the Philippines after you were dragged out of high school.

I understand why you didn't like the Independence Day fireworks now.

I spent a lot of time in or near combat zones, nothing like you were though.

I'm pretty fucked up, but the largest number of causalities, outside of Beirut in '83, has been from an attack within the US because of a "bug" and the solution.

I lost a lot of close people to me. I'm walking alone, now, Dad.

I love you.

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#1: Esso    To: Dad (#0)

That lean-out the dude is doing at ~1:18 with the thin legged gal reminds me of Pam (Punk).

Your son, the Petrograd, Leningrad, St. Petersburg lineman. The USSR died under my watch.

I hope you're proud of me. The honcho of Russia is a better man than the current US prez. I'm sorry. I did the best I could, Dad.

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#4: Esso    To: Cari, 5 foot 2, blue eyes, my dream girl (#3)

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#5: Pinguinite    To: Esso (#1)

I hope you're doing okay today.

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#6: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#5)

I hope you're doing okay today.

I'm always OK Pin. I had a minor heart attack a week or so ago.

I got a phone charger around, and some other stuff if I have to call the ambulance or get a ride home.

I'm thinkin' Cari is calling me to the Rainbow Bridge and Valhalla.

I won't mind going home. I'm making a little girl and her dad a multi- millionaire.

I'm tired of the pain. Sling Blade and the Squirt are my last program.

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#7: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#5)

All my money isn't for me. I did spend $120 on three bottles of sriracha though. I got the A/C on Sling Blade's truck workin' today.

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#8: Pinguinite    To: Esso (#6)

I won't mind going home.

Take it from me that it IS truly home. Or maybe take it from Dr. Mary Neal as she's got more immediate experience on the subject. Earth is just a vacation spot, though obviously it can be a vacation spot from hell for some or even many people. But since earth ain't home, that ain't so bad.

But "home" also ain't a perm residence type place. You'll be back, just like all the people who've already left. Everyone you've ever loved and lost is still alive, and always will be. From this side, death looks like oblivion but it's actually the happiest day of our lives. Though admittedly the lead up to it can be the precise opposite.

This is Mary Neal, an orthopedic surgeon. She died in a kayaking accident and wrote a book about the experience.

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#9: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#8)

I miss Cari so much.

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#10: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#8)

I'm not happy about being an incel. I just figure I ran out my lifetime supply of pussy.

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#11: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#8)

I'm sure I'll meet a nice gal wearing Allen County orange for me.

I hope she's pretty.

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#14: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#12)

I'm actually a pretty nice guy if I'm not killing you.

Ephesians2 v 8-10 says I can't buy my way into Heaven.

It sure feels good though. I've helped folks along to the tune of several hundred thousand dollars.

I just try to do the right thing, man.

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#15: Pinguinite    To: Esso (#13)

You can't post a video twice on the same thread. That's against the law here.

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#16: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#12)

I dreamt of Aleena's hair on my face when she was on my shoulder. I miss that gal so much.

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#17: Esso    To: Pinguinite, 4um (#15)

You can't post a video twice on the same thread. That's against the law here.

Sorry. I'm really feeling sorry for myself lately.

You need to send one of your Columbian hit teams to get rid of me.

I'm so tired, Neil.

I haven't posted Cari's song for at least two days. Kill me.

I'm not happy being an incel. No pussy and $121 sriracha sauce.

"I'll never let go
Your hands and your heart
Are my home"

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#18: Esso    To: All (#17)

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#19: Esso    To: All (#18)

I haven't found my wings...

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#20: Esso    To: Sling Blade (#19)

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#21: Esso    To: All (#20)

"What's your disposition?"

"You mean how I feel?"

"How do you feel about killing your neighbor?"

"I'm not too happy about it. It was either him or me. I racked up another head injury. How am I supposed to feel about that?"

"Do you think you can live with that?

"What's my other choice?"

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