a little something from craigslist joke forum, enjoy.
The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas, reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway 87 bridge.
The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg.
When found, he was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes, and a Biden T-shirt.
The police removed the Biden T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Police do care !
#1: Esso To: ghostrider, 4um (#0)
'Nuff said.
Esso posted on 2023-07-21 16:58:04 Reply Private Reply
#2: BTP Holdings To: Esso, ghostrider (#1)
That reminds me of Woodstock 94 toward the end of the shows.
I was leaning on Jordan's shoulder watching this chick down front with her hooters out. Jordan was running the crew.
One of the Medics tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Are you alright?"
I said, "Yeah, I'm just enjoying myself." ROTFLOL
BTP Holdings posted on 2023-07-21 21:26:04 Reply Private Reply