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#1: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Horse (#0)

And this is why you don’t rely on credit companies. You re invest in your own assets, and become your own fucking bank. Jesus Mike Lindell, come on brother. Did you not learn anything at all?

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-09-30 00:47:41   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#1)

And this is why you don’t rely on credit companies.

I don't rely on credit, but THE big bank got a hair up their ass (from fucking India) and randomly turned off and on my accounts.

I'm not sure why they tried to debank me, but my local reps and I spent 40+ man-hours ending that event. It was hell.

Esso posted on 2023-09-30 01:10:56   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Horse    To: TommyTheMadArtist, Esso (#1)

I think they were not letting his customers use their cards to buy his products. Not sure.

Horse posted on 2023-09-30 09:28:50   Reply   Private Reply

#4: BTP Holdings    To: Horse (#3)

I think they were not letting his customers use their cards to buy his products.

It's hell when you get blacklisted. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2023-09-30 16:10:20   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Dakmar    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#1)

And this is why you don’t rely on credit companies. You re invest in your own assets, and become your own fucking bank.

And here I was I was about to apply for a government grant to develop my idea for a PBS series about the plight of a crippled pillow. Thanks, Tommy, you just cost me millions of dollars! :)

Dakmar posted on 2023-09-30 16:39:14   Reply   Private Reply

#6: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Dakmar (#5)

I do what I can DAK. If it wasn’t going to be me that told you, it would be Esso

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-09-30 16:54:07   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Dakmar    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#6)

Someone had to, I'm glad it was you instead of Feinstein, that would have put me right over the edge.

Dakmar posted on 2023-09-30 17:01:29   Reply   Private Reply

#8: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#7)

Feinstein

They say she died of natural causes. I don't believe that for a minute. Same as the quadruple vaxxed Lisa Maria Presley ded of a bowel obstruction. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2023-09-30 17:05:04   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#8)

LOL BTP, she was 173 years old.

Dakmar posted on 2023-09-30 17:11:50   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#8)

For every dollar my GoFundMe account raises, does Biden owe me equal amount for each race/gender I identify as? Equity and shit, right?

Dakmar posted on 2023-09-30 17:18:00   Reply   Private Reply

#11: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Dakmar (#10)

I identify as a Chinese Fighter pilot, and yet China has no interest in my mad skills at piloting a Russian Fulcrum Aircraft.

Fucking racists they are.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-09-30 20:03:46   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Dakmar    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#11)

Wow! Yes! Why aren't the Democrats standing up to this blatant racism from China? Your Civil Rights have clearly been violated! But does Biden care? No! I'll call PBS first thing tomorrow morning and see if we can't get this straitened out! You know how much they value everyone's civil rights!

Dakmar posted on 2023-09-30 20:13:21   Reply   Private Reply

#13: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Dakmar (#12)

Seriously. If I can play ACE COMBAT on my Xbox, and fit in a cockpit of a Fulcrum, then by GOD, I should have a right to be a fighter pilot. I could be a fucking legend.

“That fat white boy over there, he not only destroy our Chinese buffet, but ma’an, he can fly the shit out of that plane over there. He like fat white death Buddha, that bring death from above. He shot down all our pilots in simulated combat, and did it after eating 6 plates from that buffet over there.”

“You mean, that fat white American? He do that?”

“Yep…. They call him Apex Predator, of land, sea, and air. He like a fat angry sea otters, who eat only sea urchins for their spines.”

“Dayummm”

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-09-30 20:24:17   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Dakmar    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#13)

The whole thing falls apart once you are surrounded by people who have never heard the word "apex", or think it is a racial slur.

Dakmar posted on 2023-09-30 20:34:52   Reply   Private Reply

#15: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Dakmar (#14)

Yep. I was going to use Great White, but then that would probably be racist. The Great White shark will soon be renamed to reflect a less racist tone. The Average Angry Caucasian Shark, who eats a disproportionate amount of fish, and consumes more resources than other sharks in the ocean. Something along those lines.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-10-01 10:03:48   Reply   Private Reply

#16: StraitGate    To: Dakmar (#14)

That reminds me of the time at work when I said that one of our fellow employees -- a tightwad engineer famous for his frugality -- was "tighter than a penurious niggard".

StraitGate posted on 2023-10-01 10:22:48   Reply   Private Reply

#17: BTP Holdings    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#15)

Great White

That was the name of a band. They played at Medusa's, a juice bar on Sheffield about a mile south of Wrigley Field.

It was on 2nd floor and a long flight of stairs down to the street. One show, I grabbed this guy for trying to get onstage. He was pretty wild going out with his arms raised up. I got him out the door at top of stairs. I tried to take hie legs out. It didn't work, so I reversed it. I slipped him into a half-Melson, grabbed his right arm and moved him over 5 or 6 feet and thumped his head on the wall by entrance to ladies room.

As soon as I cussed, the boss came running up the stairs. Just before he closed the door to the concert hall, I looked. My ex-partner was in there and he gave me the "thumbs up".

Al was sitting there taking tickets,. He said, "He was a big boy. You really manhandled him."

Rich Wong was the cop. He was trying to look him in the eye, but I don't think he was having any luck,

But you what he said to our guy at the bottom of the stairs? "Where is the nearest liquor store?" That would have been Brown Derby a block south. He probably needed it to kill the pain of getting his head thumped on the wall. LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2023-10-01 10:52:36   Reply   Private Reply

#18: BTP Holdings    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#13)

I could be a fucking legend.

Don't forget to wear your G suit to keep the blood from flowing into your legs and you passing out in the process. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2023-10-01 19:46:27   Reply   Private Reply

#19: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#14)

apex

Tyrannosaurus Rex was the apex predator when dinosaurs ruled the Earth. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2023-10-05 19:36:57   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#19)

Tyrannosaurus Rex was the apex predator when dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Dakmar posted on 2023-10-05 20:32:41   Reply   Private Reply

#21: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#20)

Bob Dylan was at Woodstock 94 in Saugerties, NY. I was there working Security on the front of the main stage.

While the show was going on during the three days of music, some guy made an announcement, "Don't eat the green dots." It was bad acid and people were freaking out.

We were supposed to get two Peace Patrol T-shits, but someone stole one set and were selling them to people in the crowd. We saw this guy wearing one and said, "Come here." He said, "What do you want?" "You mean you're not on our crew? Get that shirt off." "

I was one of the older guys on the crew at 39. Most were in their late 20s and early 30s.

It was the road trip from hell because of the bus crash on the way home on bridge over the Shenango River in Pennsylvania about a mile from Exit 1 in construction zone. I think they blamed it on the construction crew that was working there since something made the first truck brake.'

They sent ambulances from as far away as Cleveland. The bus driver was pinned in the wreck for an hour. When they got him out he gave us "thumbs up" and we all cheered. We found out later he lost both legs at the knee.

One guy (Ivan) when the excitement was over he sat down next to to a guard rail and went into shock. I hollered, "We got a man down over here!" A Medic came over and put an IV in his arm. I stuck my hand in the air and he put the IV bag in my hand. Ivan got the good looking nurse in the ambulance. LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2023-10-08 15:20:25   Reply   Private Reply

#22: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#21)

"Don't eat the green dots." It was bad acid and people were freaking out.

"Don't eat the brown acid" was from original Woodstock. I always thought the Green Dots crap was just symbolic of a generation that had nothing new to offer.

Dakmar posted on 2023-10-10 19:52:18   Reply   Private Reply

#23: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#22)

"Don't eat the brown acid" was from original Woodstock. I always thought the Green Dots crap was just symbolic of a generation that had nothing new to offer.

You are right about the brown dots. But I so recall at Woodstock 94 it was green dots.

I used to cops red dots and sell them to a guy. He would make a paste out of them and eat it in chunks. I never asked about the side effects of doing that much at once.

I haven't seen him in many years. I have no idea if he is dead or alive.

Personally, I was never an acid head. Someone dropped a hit of purple microdot in my drink at a party. By the time I noticed I had consumed half the drink. I showed it to another guy there and he took my drink and guzzled it. I did the right thing and went home and went to bed. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2023-10-15 18:46:15   Reply   Private Reply