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Almost giving granny a heart attack | TRY NOT TO LAUGH #129

Source:	Zeducation
Published:	Oct 12, 2023
Author:	Tyler Zed
Post Date:	2023-10-12 12:40:35 by Esso
Views:	750

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I've been at it since 0500 this morning. Laundry is done, stove cleaned, phone linked to the new radio in the clown car, Vijay's for gas & smokes and new speakers put in the CC.

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#1: Esso To: All (#0)

I had AI write my cartoons for me

Esso posted on 2023-10-12 18:41:55 Reply Private Reply

#2: Esso To: Cari (#1)

You'd be laughing and laughing at me if you were still here. I'm so lonely without you.

That's a pretty gal.

Cari would be here with me at Valhalla Triple Six if Pedo Pete and RatMan Fauxi didn't need to kill her for some sick reason.

Esso posted on 2023-10-12 21:43:39 Reply Private Reply

#3: Esso To: Marla (#2)

You should've never been going through my papers and bank statements while I slept, as fleeting as that was. You sure-as-shit shouldn't have been calling me "your secret agent" on FaceFuck. You don't know what those letterheads were about. You had a chance to come back into the fold a few months ago. Both our lives are worse off for it now. The bridges are burned and blown up.

Esso posted on 2023-10-12 22:19:11 Reply Private Reply

#4: Esso To: Cari (#3)

"And sayin' your name with my last breath."

I've got a lot of gals and a lot of dogs waiting for me. Not sure exactly how that's gonna play out...

Esso posted on 2023-10-12 22:47:13 Reply Private Reply

#5: Esso To: All (#4)

Lord knows I'm carrying a lot of sand in my boots...

Esso posted on 2023-10-12 22:52:06 Reply Private Reply

#6: Esso To: Punk (#5)

Retired: 2008

Esso posted on 2023-10-12 22:58:01 Reply Private Reply

#7: Esso To: All (#6)

I'm the chad walking by the self-absorbed bitch without batting an eye.

Esso posted on 2023-10-12 23:15:03 Reply Private Reply

#8: Esso To: All (#7)

Bruce Springsteen wrote this about my life...

Last night I dreamed I held you in my arms, the music was never ending, we danced as the evening sky faded to black... One step up and two steps back.

Esso posted on 2023-10-12 23:17:17 Reply Private Reply

#9: Esso To: Little Jayanna (#8)

I'm building you a car. By the time you get it, your dad will be a millionaire if he keeps his shit squared away...

And when you (I) finally fly away I'll be hoping that I served you well...

Esso posted on 2023-10-12 23:37:10 Reply Private Reply

#10: Esso To: 4um (#9)

I'm OK. I'm just blowing off steam. It's very painful watching the USA die. And I'm lonely.

Esso posted on 2023-10-12 23:43:24 Reply Private Reply

#11: Esso To: All (#10)

I would never approve of drinking in any fashion. LOL.

I'm about five hours from rockin' around the clock. Dinners waitin' on the stairs.

Esso posted on 2023-10-12 23:46:14 Reply Private Reply

#12: Esso To: All (#11)

This is the Firehouse or whatever's it's called in Waynedale. Me and Marla (me) bought all those guy/gals a million drinks. If you can't get your shit squared away by drinking heavily, you ain't shit. - Pacman