INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Former Vice President Mike Pence has ended his Presidential campaign, in what polling shows to have been the most popular move of his entire Presidential Campaign.
"Polling is through the roof on this move," said former campaign manager Dean Ross. "We finally found the one thing Pence can do that literally one-hundred percent of Americans support -- quit."
Mr. Pence's campaign failed to gain traction, largely due to everything Mr. Pence said and did being extremely unpopular with voters. "Pence spent the campaign presenting himself as a veteran of the D.C. swamp who would continue sending billions of taxpayer dollars to Ukraine," said political analyst Stephen Dunning. "I'm not sure if Pence hasn't, like, seen a poll in the past decade -- or spoken to a single Republican voter? But that's not really going to work these days."
The announcement today of Pence suspending his campaign has finally seen a huge wave of favorability for the Pence campaign. "This is easily the best day of polling we've had," said Mr. Ross. "People are going crazy for this decision. You can just feel the support."
At publishing time, Mr. Pence had made another unbelievably popular move in announcing that he would not seek to join any ticket as Vice President.
#1: BTP Holdings To: Ada (#0)
Then he will not have to read the results of the Electoral College.
From what I have heard Pence and his family were threatened that "he had better read ALL of the results of the Electoral College."
There is precedent, when Jefferson was VP, he refused to read the results of the Electoral College from Georgia. This gave him the win over Aaron Burr, who was a native of Georgia. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2023-10-29 13:51:03 Reply Private Reply
#2: Pinguinite To: BTP Holdings (#1)
He was really in a no-win situation on that. But it's a fact of political life that people are in the wrong place at the wrong time.
That TJ did it is an interesting precedent, but it's also a very old precedent when the fed gov was a shell of it's former "glory".
Pinguinite posted on 2023-10-29 14:17:21 Reply Private Reply
#3: Esso To: Pinguinite, 4um (#2)
What I think finished off Pence was they outed him as a flaming faggot about a month ago. I guess it was pretty well known in the deep state crowd. Once I learned that, I can't unlearn it. Every time I see him speak, I'm disgusted. The World abhors the gay/pedo/tranny agenda regardless of what MSM tries to shove down your throat, pardon the expression. It looks like they're all compromised.
Sick, sick, sick.
Esso posted on 2023-10-29 14:53:51 Reply Private Reply