MEMES OF THE DAY: PREVENT THE ZOMBIE UPRISING!!

Source: MEME THE LEFT
Published: Nov 1, 2023
Author: MEME THE LEFT
Post Date: 2023-11-01 10:30:26 by Esso
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This subject came up at a Halloween party I was at at last Saturday. All of them thought they were seeing stars (star link) move in a coordinately manner. I tried to explain that's not possible.

"If our sun was the size of a pea, the Earth would be an indistinguishable speck about two and a half feet away (an arm length). The ex-planet Pluto would be a football field (300') away. The nearest visible star, Alpha Centauri, would be in St. Louis (400 mi from Ft. Wayne), so motion at that distance means little to nothing even at the speed of light."

Nobody believed me when I told them it was probably Elon's Starlink satellites, except one old-timer.

He blinded me with geometry!

SpaceX Starlink Satellite Train G7-5

I didn't look this up or anything, it just came up in my feed. I swear my Company computer can read my mind, or my cell phone is listening in on me.

I wonder which one it is?

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I don't think any of this stuff will work on the clown car (Smart ForTwo) which has a cargo capacity of 110 lbs (50kg).

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Now I wonder if the clown car has a steering wheel lock. The key is behind the shifter on the floor...

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I'm not fucked, at least not since early February when McMurphy went home to Lithuania to die.

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