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I had a married ex-girlfriend show up last night from 40+ years ago. She was mad at her husband and wanted to teach hubby a lesson or something. She cried on my shoulder all night, and went away this morning.
No, there's was no sex.
Her boys are through college. Maybe she was trying to get her youth back.
I would've been happier talking to Dakkie when he called.
#1: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#0)
Felt good having someone holding me for the first time in almost a year, though.
Esso posted on 2023-11-19 19:42:15 Reply Private Reply
#2: ghostrider To: Esso (#0)
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need Cyanide?"
Sue replied, "I need it to poison my husband, Phil."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord Have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, That's against The law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds Of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
Sue reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of Phil in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Oh, You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
ghostrider posted on 2023-11-19 20:45:02 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-11-19 21:07:23 Reply Private Reply
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Pinguinite posted on 2023-11-20 01:14:19 Reply Private Reply
#5: Esso To: Pinguinite (#4)
Don't forget about me.
(Edit) I think I'm mad at Daria because she knew and I gave her an easy out, but she got the shots, regardless...
Esso posted on 2023-11-20 01:54:48 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-11-20 02:45:42 Reply Private Reply
#7: Esso To: TommyTheMadArtist, Lord Commander of the Apocalypse, 4um (#6)
Fuck it, my buddies with their $80,000 trucks don't care. I've got my $9,000 clown car.
My house cost me less than $25,000 in the late 70s.
Esso posted on 2023-11-20 02:50:24 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-11-20 03:46:14 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-11-20 03:56:57 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-11-20 04:20:05 Reply Private Reply
#11: Dakmar To: Esso (#1)
I'm not yoo nigaa, Esog! I'll slit your fucking throat! Just like every other site that has banned me!
Frank Bank, Frank Bank, Frank Bank, Frank Bank
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 17:01:20 Reply Private Reply
#12: Dakmar To: Esso (#10)
My children...my nightmare...
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 17:03:44 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 17:09:53 Reply Private Reply