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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

"Dating, the old fashioned way, was all about face-to-face interaction."

Now they call it rape, 30+ years after the fact. I should memorize Chloe Roma's phone number so she can bail me out of jail after the next date I have.

Baby Boomer Life Skills, That Are Useless Today

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Esso posted on 2023-11-25 10:14:38   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist, 4um (#2)

I'm surprised they didn't have my name, address, email, phone and SS# in there.

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#4: Esso    To: All (#3)

WOMAN [black eyes, black hair] WANTS MONEY FOR EXISTING? WTH? - Woke World Is Nuts

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#7: Dakmar    To: Esso (#5)

Reindeer...Jesus :)

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#8: Esso    To: Dakmar (#6)

Mercedes (2010 Smart) - Check
Color TV - Check
Night(s) on the town - Check

I guess that explains why a girlfriend from 40+ years ago showed up earlier this week (she's still a hot little hammer, just old). And getting a divorce.

"And in the middle of the night we pulled it right back up."

WTH? We're both too old to play hard-to-get. My injuries are shaving years off, she works at Hospital City as a pharmacist, so she's probably clot-shotted up to the max.

She's been living with me since Thanksgiving ended.

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#9: Dakmar    To: Esso (#8)

I am embarrassed, I just tripped over extension cord I ran out to driveway to sweep out the Toyo.

The electric box in the living room is about to fall off the wall, has been since I tried to replace it and found out out previous homeowner thought floating box secured only to drywall was fine. I'm not an electrician, but I knew that was crap. I probably should have called a carpenter, because I thought I could secure it to wall with drywall anchors affixed to 1x1.25 strips I broke off a yardstick. It actually was fine for like 5 years until I tripped over it just now and klabloomed the whole thing. Like Yoink/Snappo, move on, lose a turn!

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#10: Esso    To: Dakmar (#9)

I actually cleaned my toilets today, cut my hair, did laundry (including the half of my towels that I use and put on a new temporary tattoo.

I must be in love. Just kidding, I never stopped loving L, just decided to save the world and get rich at the same time.

I need to get her broke in double-quick, my house is a disaster.

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#11: Dakmar    To: Esso (#10)

I broke out my leaf blower, used it as vac/mulcher, but that wasn't enough, so I fired up the mower with bagger, got about 100 gallons of leaves today. Just like last week. Just like next week. Not even my fucking tree. I am getting too old for this shit...

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#12: Esso    To: Dakmar, Sling Blade, 4um (#11)

SB dialed in my yard a couple weeks ago, I need to get the snow blower and the lawnmower switched around, but I'm tired of being a grown-up.

I want to be this little girl. I'm so jealous of her...

The BEST Chant To MAKE IT SNOW [Cashy, 6 y/o]

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#13: Dakmar    To: Esso (#12)

I made the mistake of riding a skateboard when I was young, thinking the ride would last forever, because I had a tow from a minibike. About four minutes later I stopped cheering. I hope the snow is soft for that little girl.

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#14: Esso    To: Dakmar (#13)

I hope the snow is soft for that little girl.

So far, so good. Little Cashy's seen as much of the world as I have, minus the war zones. Her and her folks are having a riot.

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#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#13)

The Citroën Ami is My New Favorite Small Car Thing

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#18: Esso    To: Dakmar (#17)

That's something I've never seen until now.

I'm glad GOOG can hear our phone conversations.

Coolest Wagons of All Time: The 1966 Oldsmobile Toronado Wagon Was a Looker

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#19: Esso    To: All (#18)

I think the soy (phyto estrogens) in soy-based baby milk & stuff is what's giving the latest generation of soybois the long, Audrey Hepburn girly-type necks and the ultra-low T counts.

That's not normal.

Esso posted on 2023-11-25 20:09:47   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

Coolest Wagons of All Time: The 1966 Oldsmobile Toronado Wagon

I saw that too, kind of cool, but I still think the Opel Manta was best design ever:

Headroom for four passengers, +luggage. 1900cc 4spd=30mpg.

Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 20:32:50   Reply   Private Reply

#21: Dakmar    To: Esso (#19)

Why can't we have eternal life
And never die?

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#23: Dakmar    To: Esso (#22)

I was running my leaf blower in yard vac mode today when I came upon stale biscuits. Should I stop/feel bad about starving birds?

Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 20:44:39   Reply   Private Reply

#24: Dakmar    To: Esso (#22)

Let's pester Billy Corgan with letters and cakes, I'm sure he will eventually befriend us and build a lasting bond.

Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 20:49:44   Reply   Private Reply

#25: Esso    To: Dakmar (#23)

Should I stop/feel bad about starving birds?

Put out some raw rice for them. I hear it makes them explode.

Esso posted on 2023-11-25 20:52:39   Reply   Private Reply

#26: Dakmar    To: Esso (#25)

Man, bridesmaids hate me already, why you too? :)

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