Diversity is our strength.
Four overweight female police officers were unable to arrest one male shoplifter in Chicago.
The undated video of the four female officers attempting to make a retail theft arrest at 95th and Ashland was posted to X by crime news blogger 16th &17th District Chicago Police Scanner.
The suspect, Patrick Johnson-Henry, 32, resisted the officers for about 2 minutes before escaping on foot.
Patrick Johnson-Henry was finally taken into custody on the 9400 block of S. Justine and was charged with 4 counts of resisting police, 1 count of possession of a replica firearm, and 1 count of retail theft.
16th & 17th District Chicago Police Scanner @CPD1617Scanner Video of a retail theft arrest at 95th and Ashland.
The subject resists police and takes off running.
Patrick Johnson-Henry, 32, was taken into custody on the 9400 block of S Justine and was charged with 4 counts of resisting police, 1 count of possession of a replica firearm, 1 count of retail theft
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Poster Comment:
Can't give cop strength, obesity, intelligence and reading tests because we need to meet diversity quotas.
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Esso posted on 2023-11-25 20:56:30 Reply Private Reply
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Guilty! Go get him, Joey!
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Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 21:33:08 Reply Private Reply
#12: BTP Holdings To: Horse (#0)
One of them was my partner and his wyes were wide in disbelief. ;)
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#13: Dakmar To: BTP Holdings (#12)
Twenty-two or five to four...
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 23:13:02 Reply Private Reply
#14: Dakmar To: BTP Holdings (#12)
a man came up to me me and said he had not had a bite for several days
so I bit him
Wawa, I combined the best of NYC and Chicago humor there, and y'all hate it it just as much as normal Americans do. Serves you right, punks! :)
Just kidding, but fuck Henny Youngman, right?
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#15: Dakmar To: BTP Holdings (#12)
We don't need no dancers!
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#16: Dakmar To: BTP Holdings, Esso (#12)
Wow, that's fucked up. Maybe we all need to be pussies and give all our money to migrant drug lords and street gangs. You know...for Jesus.
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#18: Dakmar To: BTP Holdings, Esso (#12)
Shit, I think Yahoo has censored me. So much for factual quotes...
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#19: BTP Holdings To: Dakmar (#18)
I knew this old guy that was a cannoneer for Patton during the war. He never missed a fire mission.
He captured a German Major and the Company Commander took credit for it.
He would also walk into a French bar room with a pistol and say in French, "Line up" and he would rob them all.
Then I knew this guy who traveled in Europe. He said France was the only place they tried to cheat him.
I wonder why? LOL
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#20: BTP Holdings To: Dakmar (#2)
After a jury trial one of the victims (Darrel Cabey) of the shooting was awarded $43 million by a jury in NYC.
I doubt that shiftless darkie would have been able to earn 1% of that $43 million in his lifetime. ;)
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