US Army unleashes crazy new plan to recruit socially awkward weirdos

Source: https://revolver.news/2023/11/army-unleashes-crazy-new-plan-to-recruit-socially-awkward-weirdos/
Published: Nov 26, 2023
Author: Mike Rivero
Post Date: 2023-11-26 11:00:30 by Horse
Views: 533

Do you remember when the testosterone-driven “Top Gun” was the ultimate recruitment tool for the US Navy? It’s easy to see why—the movie was packed with adrenaline, rugged men, beautiful women, and plenty of what’s now termed “toxic masculinity.” Contrast that with today’s military, which has totally shifted focus. Instead of seeking out traditionally masculine men, their recruitment now heavily includes the LGBTQ community and men who wear pantyhose. This change might be why their recruitment numbers are in the toilet.

The United States military’s newest recruitment tactic is taking a really bizarre turn. Gone are the days of scouting for robust young men at gyms or high school football practices. Now, they’re adopting a different strategy: dressing up as anime characters and visiting “conventions” across the nation.

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#1: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#0)

Nothing weird about that...

Esso posted on 2023-11-26 11:48:40   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Lod    To: Esso (#1)

Look for Cpl. Klinger to re-up for this freak show.

Lod posted on 2023-11-26 13:11:40   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Horse    To: Lod, Esso (#2)

My uncle was severely wounded at Okinawa and required 17 surgeries to able to walk with a cane. My Step-father was wounded in North Africa. I could not see today's Army that showers with transgenders, is obese and has their clot shots fighting any armed opponent.

Horse posted on 2023-11-26 13:33:20   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Lod    To: Horse (#3)

The only chance of winning is if the enemy dies laughing.

Lod posted on 2023-11-27 12:52:44   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: Lod (#4)

Monty Python – The Funniest Joke In the World

Esso posted on 2023-11-27 13:05:19   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Lod    To: Esso (#5)

The mold for MP was smashed to smithereens and scattered to the four winds. Amazing comedy, thank you.

Lod posted on 2023-11-27 13:12:11   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Esso    To: Lod (#6)

The mold for MP was smashed to smithereens and scattered to the four winds.

And Now For Something Completely Different (Ft. Monty Python) | Full Movie | Classic TV Rewind

Esso posted on 2023-11-27 13:27:04   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: Lod (#6)

That's why we don't have milkmen anymore! Monty Python

She gave the mailman $1 for his 35 years of service

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Esso posted on 2023-11-27 18:59:01   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Esso    To: Lod, 4um (#6)

This little girl, Cashy, is adorable. She was 5 when this vid was taken, she's 6 now. She reminds me of my Godson's daughter, The Squirt, when I met her.

Keep her away from Prez Pedo.

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Esso posted on 2023-11-27 21:15:09   Reply   Private Reply