If you don't get your ass off the couch soon, my new little roommate is going to get here and want my undivided attention. I don't know what she was up to when she rolled late this morning, but I don't think she was working, she had street clothes on rather than scrubs. Maybe she's dealing with family, divorce bullshit or is out getting laid. Don't care, none of my business.
I should probably let her know that I'm not a penniless bum soon, but I think she kinda digs the delusion & danger. I did let her know who I worked for between 1980-1995. That got her tingly.
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The Numbers Station (2013)
#1: Esso To: All (#0)
As I did (accidently) with the gal that was shackin' up with me between ~2014-2018. She was rooting through my papers and bank account statements scattered about my office. Two events occurred:
1. She decided I needed to start spending a lot more money on her (like three cars wasn't enough).
2. She saw a letterhead in my papers that she didn't understand and started calling me her "secret agent" (I wasn't) on her FaceBook account. That started a whole new subset of unwanted attention and an official reprimand. Plus a night in jail after I escorted off premise and she told the cops I beat her up (I didn't, of course).
Anyhoo, I'm doin' OK. It's good having another heartbeat in the house. I texted my Godson today for the firt time since he cut the grass her a month or so ago. It pinged back *FAILED* so he's out of money. I've got some shirt's coming from the TilValhallaProject.com for me, him and my mechanic Chip. When they get here, I'll swing by his joint and get things squared away.
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 18:56:41 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: Dakmar (#1)
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 19:15:56 Reply Private Reply
#3: Dakmar To: Esso (#2)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 20:19:45 Reply Private Reply
#4: Dakmar To: Esso (#2)
My amp goes to eleven. :)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 20:32:06 Reply Private Reply
#5: Lod To: Esso, Dakmar, all (#4)
There once was a King who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The King looked at all the pictures, but there were only two he really liked and he had to choose between them.
One picture was of a calm lake. The lake was a perfect mirror for the peaceful towering mountains all around. Overhead was a blue sky with fluffy white clouds. All who saw this picture thought that it was a perfect picture of peace.
The other picture had mountains too. But these were rugged and bare. Above was an angry sky from which rain fell, and in which lightning played. Down the side of the mountain tumbled a foaming waterfall.
This did not look peaceful at all. But when the King looked, he saw behind the waterfall a tiny bush growing in a crack in the rock. In the bush a mother bird had built her nest. There, in the midst of the rush of angry water, sat the mother bird on her nest ...perfect peace.
Which picture do you think won the prize? The King chose the second picture. Do you know why? "Because," explained the King, "peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble, or hard work. Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your heart. That is the real meaning of peace."
Lod posted on 2023-12-02 20:57:10 Reply Private Reply
#6: Esso To: Dakmar, Lod (#4)
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 21:02:36 Reply Private Reply
#7: Dakmar To: Lod (#5)
Just kidding, Lod, demonstrating how statists mangle common sense.
Fucking moron Mexicans start their cars at 3:45 every morning, wake me up and let them run for like 30 - 45 minutes. I think I should be allowed to shoot them. My sleep/mental health is just as important as their machismo, isn't it?
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 21:04:57 Reply Private Reply
#8: Dakmar To: Esso (#6)
No worries, although Tyler is way low on my hit list.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 21:06:37 Reply Private Reply
#9: Esso To: Dakmar (#8)
ZH didn't like my use of fag, their bot dumped my post.
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 21:09:34 Reply Private Reply
#10: Dakmar To: Esso (#9)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 21:13:20 Reply Private Reply
#11: Dakmar To: Esso (#9)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 21:14:53 Reply Private Reply
#12: Esso To: Dakmar (#10)
"I do."
Doc's upstairs eating bacon and potato casserole off of a ceramic plate with her laptop in bed doing paperwork or something. I'd bitch about her eating in bed, but I do it all the time when my back's fucked up.
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 21:23:46 Reply Private Reply
#13: Dakmar To: Esso (#12)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 21:28:54 Reply Private Reply
#14: Esso To: Dakmar (#11)
I hope she's not up there telling her kids/friends "He's my spook!" on FaceBook/X. Been there, done that.
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 21:32:56 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-12-02 21:46:04 Reply Private Reply
#16: Dakmar To: Esso (#14)
Sort of like how I liked Bailey on WKRP over Lonnie Anderson. Adorable/sweet wins out over high maintenance/big tits every time with me.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 21:48:41 Reply Private Reply
#17: Dakmar To: Esso (#15)
Pete's only experience with transportation was working a glory hole at a truck stop.
What's sad is he is the most qualified member Biden has appointed.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 21:54:50 Reply Private Reply
#18: Esso To: Dakmar (#16)
Totally. Jan Smithers is kind of a composite of Doc and Punk in their younger days. I think she might have met an unfortunate end...
Maybe not, I think she was in a bad accident as a kid, though. IMdB says she's still extant.
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 21:56:21 Reply Private Reply
#19: Dakmar To: Esso (#18)
First girl I ever fell in love with (not just unrequited crush, lol) was a skinny self-conscious goof, who fell for a prick that had supply of cocaine.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 22:04:02 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 22:07:24 Reply Private Reply
#21: Esso To: Dakmar (#19)
Cari looked like the pic on Nancy Allen's IMdB page, except she had salt and pepper hair, a bit longer. The eyes are spot-on. I found that when I was watching the movie "1941" a couple months ago when it was free.
www.imdb.com/name/nm00002...3115705089/?ref_=nm_ov_ph
Ramette was a long time country gal that spent way too much time in the sun so it kind of looked she was in the microwave too long from the wrinkles, but God, she was so hot.
Cari wore rectangular granny glasses down on her nose. Like Edward Snowden's or mine.
Her death hurt me the worst. She was supposed to be a PureBlood, but they slipped her the clot-shot when she was in for a routine operation without her consent while she was under. She was right around 65, give or take.
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 22:21:39 Reply Private Reply
#22: Esso To: Dakmar (#20)
I take illicit methadone from a source in Chicago when the pain from my injuries gets too bad. I don't like to because it leaves me feeling like shit.
If I'm going to wake up with a hangover, I prefer it to be booze. That usually means that I got laid the night before, rather than wishing I was dead from pain.
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 22:29:10 Reply Private Reply
#23: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#22)
Did this one play right?
Wim's got a dive a mile due east of me in New Haven, called Spudz. You could smoke inside there last time I was there before Covi.
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 22:35:14 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-12-02 22:41:10 Reply Private Reply
#25: Dakmar To: Esso (#23)
There was a dive called The Flamingo up in Kokomo when I lived there 40 years ago. A real redneck biker shithole, but Long Island Iced Teas were like $1.50, about half 151 rum in 32ounce cups. I remember ducking and running for cover at least three times, and being dragged out one time.
But it was fine, not really dangerous just hillbillies.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 22:48:16 Reply Private Reply
#26: Dakmar To: Esso (#24)
"Is that the pumpkin?"
"Looks like the same one."
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 22:53:38 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-12-02 23:00:45 Reply Private Reply
#28: Esso To: Dakmar (#26)
Just wait until officer Jessica (Rainman's step-daughter) pulls me over and 30 of my friends pile out of the Clown Car.
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 23:06:53 Reply Private Reply
#29: Esso To: Officer Jessica, Dakmar (#26)
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 23:09:30 Reply Private Reply
#30: Dakmar To: Esso (#29)
Bood'n, Bood'n
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 23:20:00 Reply Private Reply
#31: Esso To: Dakmar (#26)
See ya later.
Esso posted on 2023-12-02 23:21:30 Reply Private Reply
#32: Dakmar To: Esso (#29)
https://www.amazon.com/Electro-Voice-ELX200-10P-2-Way-Powered-Loudspeaker/dp/B0751YKDP9/ref=sr_1_4_sspa?crid=2WB9O3JDMQCMG&keywords=pa%2Bspeaker&qid=1701577394&sprefix=pa%2Bspeaker%2Caps%2C89&sr=8-4-spons&ufe=app_do%3Aamzn1.fos.ac578592-0362-4e0a-958c-0f2dd61d30d4&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&th=1
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 23:25:07 Reply Private Reply
#33: Dakmar To: Esso (#31)
Shit, I tried to find the most annoying crap, but the spic neighbors have beaten me to it - I swear this is exactly what they listen to in their driveway for hours on end.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 23:29:34 Reply Private Reply
#34: Dakmar To: Esso (#31)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-02 23:59:22 Reply Private Reply
#35: Dakmar To: Esso (#31)
LOL, let's piss off everyone!
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-03 00:01:28 Reply Private Reply
#36: Dakmar To: Esso (#31)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-03 00:22:14 Reply Private Reply
#37: Dakmar To: Esso, NeoconsNHailed, Horse (#2)
Oy, oy gevavtennshemelgen...
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-03 01:24:44 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-12-03 01:25:52 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-12-03 01:27:10 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-12-03 01:28:29 Reply Private Reply