Boosted Piers Morgan Blames “Anti-Vaxx” for Catching the Virus

Source: Salty Army
Published: Dec 11, 2023
Author: Salty Cracker
Post Date: 2023-12-11 08:48:39 by Esso
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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

Cohen. That's a good Scottish name. I learned Saturday night that the MDs knew that the shots were killing people from the git-go, but remained silent because they were being threatened with revocations of their licenses and prison.

That explains some of the recent events in my life. That was information that I didn't need to know. It's all very reminiscent of the ending of the movie "Soylent Green".

Esso posted on 2023-12-11 10:27:49   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2023-12-11 11:39:49   Reply   Private Reply

#3: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Esso (#0)

Dear Piers Morgan.

The reason why you have Covid, is not the fault of those of us unwilling to take an untested treatment for covid. The reason why you have Covid Piers, is because you are a limey fuck, who is genetically weak, and does not wash their hands. Try wearing gloves the next time you jack off and perhaps you won’t get sick as often.

Sincerely,

The rest of us who could give a fuck less about your paranoia.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-12-11 12:15:24   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#3)

Dear Piers Morgan.

Can you even imagine being that big of a pussy over a cold?

What were you getting at over that text you sent last night about RSV or whatever it was?

Esso posted on 2023-12-11 12:31:08   Reply   Private Reply

#5: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Esso (#4)

I had covid twice. Possibly three, who knows. The first time it laid me out pretty badly. I was sick for weeks, and had a respiratory problem for about 8 months. Second time, sick for two weeks, respiratory issue for about a month. This last time, sick for 4 days, no upper respiratory problems.

That being said, bolstering your immune system by sticking your tongue in a woman’s butthole will keep covid away. At least that’s what I told people at Target when they wanted me to wear a mask and I said “No”.

Not only did I get away without wearing a mask, but every time this female manager sees me, she blushes.

Just saying. Happy Monday

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-12-11 12:36:15   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#5)

I think I had covi Jan2021 or around there. It was pretty bad, but I was taking C, D and zinc. A former GF would hang bottles of NyQuil on my back gate when I was low. I think I kicked it in a couple weeks. I think the only time I've been sick since was a sinus infection.

Your tongue punching advice is duly noted and strictly adhered to, Lord Commander.

Esso posted on 2023-12-11 12:44:57   Reply   Private Reply