5 Idiots Crushed After SUV Tips Over While Doing Burnouts & Donuts [HOLY SHIT! Major Darwin Award Winners]

Source: Salty Army
Published: Dec 19, 2023
Author: Salty Cracker
Post Date: 2023-12-19 08:05:42 by Esso
Views: 689

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Future engineers and scientists, indeed. They must've skipped the lesson on 'center of gravity' though.

Jesus Christ, watch towards the end when someone drags a body in white pants out. Their legs were liquified.

Man, I bet that was painful.

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar (#0)

You'll like this... They sure made that SUV mad. It didn't stop until it got them all.

Esso posted on 2023-12-19 08:06:45   Reply   Private Reply

#2: TommyTheMadArtist    To: Esso (#0)

Too bad all of them survived. This is why evolution is a myth, and natural selection a joke.

TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2023-12-19 11:17:07   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist (#2)

Too bad all of them survived.

They'll wish they hadn't. (Edit) I need to show that video to Doc when she gets home and see what her reaction is. She's not a trauma doctor, but I assume she knows something about anatomy.

Esso posted on 2023-12-19 11:30:21   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist, 4um (#3)

It's unclear as to what is going on.

Correction to the title; 5 people suffered life-threatening injuries, 3 have apparently passed away already. The Driver had only minor injuries and was arrested at the scene.

They might be withholding information due to some of the pancakes being minors.

Esso posted on 2023-12-19 13:12:44   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Luke The Spook    To: Esso (#0)

This type of activity should be encouraged and rewarded, especially in New York City, Chicago, Las Angeles, Detroit, Houston, and San Francisco. Get 20 on the vehicle and to it at 60-70 mph. Any survivors get taken 30 miles into the ocean and allowed to swim back.

Luke The Spook posted on 2023-12-19 16:26:32   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Dakmar    To: Luke The Spook (#5)

For the past nine months I've had beaner street racers as nextdoor neighbors. The stupid fucks have ripped every bit of exhaust hardware off of their beanermobiles and start them up beginning as early as 3:45am, usually letting that one run for 45 minutes.

Just today they started at 6am, and had made at least five runs by 10am. Does that sound suspicious to anyone else?

I think they are muling fentanyl.

Indianapolis Police won't do shit about the noise.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 17:26:18   Reply   Private Reply