Nikki Haley Announces She Has Won New Hampshire By Negative 12 Points

Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/nikki-haley-announces-she-has-won-new-hampshire-by-negative-12-points
Published: Jan 24, 2024
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2024-01-24 04:00:29 by Ada
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CONCORD, NH — Presidential frontrunner and conservative favorite Nikki Haley announced that she has won the New Hampshire primary by a whopping negative 12 points, sources confirmed this evening.

"It's an honor to not be New Hampshire's overwhelming pick to not run against President Biden this fall," said Haley to an enthusiastic crowd of 12 Democrats. "Tonight we sent a loud and clear message to Donald Trump that we won't not not be ignored!"

Media outlets called the race early as Nikki Haley began to pull away by a negative 9 points. Sources expect the lead to grow to around negative 12.

At publishing time, Nikki Haley confirmed she would not definitely in no way not stay in the race.

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#1: Esso    To: Ada, 4um (#0)

Nikki Haley Officially Working for Democrat Party Now

Esso posted on 2024-01-24 10:19:35   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Ada    To: Esso (#1)

Nikki works for those who pay best

Ada posted on 2024-01-24 10:25:34   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: Ada (#2)

I was picking up a serious bitter ex-wife type vibe from her last night, especially when she was intimating that Trump was senile.

Yeah, she'd be a great president, of Israel or Ukraine, maybe.

Esso posted on 2024-01-24 10:36:16   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Ada    To: Esso (#3)

Another Indian politician who accepts the king's coin.

Ada posted on 2024-01-24 14:28:26   Reply   Private Reply