It's the good doctor's B-Day next week. I went out this morning and got her flowers, it was $195 including snacks and groceries for a couple weeks.
I wanted to take her out to a new bar I saw in New Haven a couple weeks ago on my way to the credit union and see if there was any dancing there, but the weather is really crapping out here.
She should be happy when she comes downstairs, I cleaned a lot of the black stuff out of the tub/shower earlier this week.
Join us for the party!
I can't believe she found me 43 years after drifting apart. The way she did it was genius.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM! You better slow down, I think our ages were about 15% apart back in the day, you're probably only a percent and a quarter younger than me now.
#1: Dakmar To: Esso, DR Kimmy (#0)
Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 17:54:59 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: Dakmar (#1)
While I was out yesterday, I stopped at Chip's Auto Repair to ask Chip if I could take the battery out without powering the electronics thru the OBD2 port. He said it'd be OK, so I asked him where was the best place to get a battery. Lo and behold, he just happened to have one. Date code 1-24, Interstate/NAPA $175 inc tax. It only took a deep-well 10mm 1/4" drive socket and wrench to do the job. The worst part was lifting the old one out with my arthritis- riddled hands, the new one had a handle.
You happy now???
Esso posted on 2024-01-27 18:06:55 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 18:10:09 Reply Private Reply
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Derp! The spics next door started the rev-rev-rev spic bullshit 10 minutes ago, so I started yelling "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE SPIC!" and they went away. I knew that was the right thing to do, lol.
Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 18:17:51 Reply Private Reply
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No more purple drink for me, it turned my stool green for two days and didn't taste as good as the red.
Kim.
Esso posted on 2024-01-27 18:18:50 Reply Private Reply
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I worry about you. I hope you're kidding. I wouldn't even do something that dangerous.
If I'd have been thinking, I should've had Chip put one of his fancy battery analyzers on it to see what it said. 11 years has to be a record or something. I told Chip, "It's only got 11.000 miles on it (since 2013 new) it should've lasted a lot longer."
"That's not how it works, Pac"
"Well, DUH!"
I wonder what he'll think about the oil? I've only put a thousand miles on it since the last oil change I did, a year and a half ago. Does oil travel through time like batteries, or do the miles count there?
Esso posted on 2024-01-27 18:33:32 Reply Private Reply
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They are challenging my authoritah.
Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 18:38:16 Reply Private Reply
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Invaders gonna get get bonked with sledgehammer, that's the way it has to be, Streisand.
Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 18:42:53 Reply Private Reply
#9: Esso To: Dakmar (#7)
I thought it might pop in the freezer like a frozen pipe.
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Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 18:54:01 Reply Private Reply
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I miss Cheems.
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The green poop from eating Malt-O-Meal Colossal Berry Crunch is equally disconcerting. Seeing anything green in terlet pretty much makes me wonder why my poop is green.
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Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 19:06:15 Reply Private Reply
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I should have quit you, baby!@ :_
Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 19:09:01 Reply Private Reply
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Be bold, we will win.
Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 19:15:36 Reply Private Reply
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Jim said that somebody named him the black widower. The only people he hasn't killed seems to be his ex wife and that bitch old woman ex girlfriend that won't leave him alone.
Don't ever let him tell you the story about Beirut. He had me crying like a baby. I've seen his physical scars. I wonder what's under the surface. You don't want to get him mad.
Kim.
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Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 19:28:13 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 19:55:55 Reply Private Reply
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I think Kimmy is carrying a lot of survival guilt and fear (she had some shots forced on her) over the clot-shots. She's not a research scientist.
Esso posted on 2024-01-27 20:48:08 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 20:51:30 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 20:58:59 Reply Private Reply
#22: Esso To: Dakmar (#19)
Kim.
p.s. I want to dance with my man without wheels. You can't get to close on skates or you'll crash.
I hope I can meet you someday if my life ever settles down.
Esso posted on 2024-01-27 21:00:53 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 21:07:16 Reply Private Reply
#24: Esso To: Dakmar (#23)
That's you in the kneehigh bellbottoms isn't it?
Kim.
Esso posted on 2024-01-27 21:25:58 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 21:30:05 Reply Private Reply
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I'm wondering which one of us is going to jail now that she's swinging her MD authoritai around?
I think "Kimmay!" might be a mean drunk.
She's just fucking around.
Esso posted on 2024-01-27 21:43:48 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 22:09:50 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-01-27 22:19:42 Reply Private Reply
#32: Esso To: Dakmar, Dr Kimmy 4um (#30)
Our he'in and she'in parts still fit together perfectly after four plus decades.
G'night, y'all.
Esso posted on 2024-01-27 22:30:58 Reply Private Reply
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TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2024-01-28 08:18:03 Reply Private Reply
#37: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#0)
I was standing on corner of Stage Left. I was wearing mu straw cowboy hat. People had brought gifts for Garth to us. We put them on the corner of the stage.
Garth came over to pick them up. When he leaned over he whacked me in the hat with the head of his guitar. That was when they took the picture.
It was in the Des Moines Register on Section Two of Page One.
When I opened the hotel room door the morning of the second show to get breakfast, the door across the hall was open. This girl in the room saw me and started pointing and shouting,'IT' YOU! IT'S YOU!"
She came running out of the room still shouting while pointing at the newspaper, IT'S YOU! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?"
So I signed the paper for her. Then went downstairs and cleaned out the paper machine.
When we got back to Chicago, the. Ery next concert on the north side I hand a copy to Bill, one of my supervisors. He held it up and Danny D the boss said, "Tex, this is neat. I'm going to cut it out and hang it in the office."
That is one of those old memories I am grateful to recall because the meningitis wiped out so much. ;(
BTP Holdings posted on 2024-01-28 09:35:11 Reply Private Reply