Idiot neighbors have moved out.

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Published: Feb 3, 2024
Author: Dakmar
Post Date: 2024-02-03 20:24:56 by Dakmar
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Not to revisit hell again, but I want to make it clear I don't hate Hispanics and/or Mexicans as a rule, regardless of my calls for genociding the horrid ugly little fuckers. The conflict came about when a bunch of the shitty little fuckers moved next door to me, and brought their culture of loud cars at all hours, shitty friends revving their engines and playing boompita music at all hours, and their throwing trash in my yard.

They moved. Hooray!

Can I be that unlucky twice? If so, should I just kill the stupid fuckers before they cost me any more sleep?

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar (#0)

If so, should I just kill the stupid fuckers before they cost me any more sleep?

Don't do anything stupid Jim and don't get my Jim involved in it.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-02-03 20:41:15   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Dakmar    To: Esso (#1)

"I'm not a fan of the loud cars and street racing from our new neighbors, Kathryn."

I appreciate Nextdoor.com moderating my comments, which originally read like something Waylon Jennings might say in a drunken rage.

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 20:44:53   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Dakmar    To: Esso, KIM (#1)

Don't do anything stupid Jim and don't get my Jim involved in it.

Kim

There's crayons involved! Don't you want crayons? Pretty crayons, green, yellow, red. Red! Take the crayon, Esso!

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 20:49:44   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

I always made you out to be a n*gger, so kill at will, buddy, you'll get out with no bail. If you're a white guy, there's no way I'll have enough liquid money to bail you out.

I suppose I could take a bunch of PMs to my joo Solly, but he'll probably have to file goob forms on that big of a transfer.

Esso posted on 2024-02-03 20:55:16   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: Dakmar (#3)

DON'T LISTEN TO JIM, HE'S GETTING SHITFACED.

Kim

He's afraid this is going to happen to me. I am too a little bit.

He can be very dark. I understand why.

Esso posted on 2024-02-03 21:00:02   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Dakmar    To: Esso (#4)

I always made you out to be a n*gger, so kill at will, buddy, you'll get out with no bail. If you're a white guy, there's no way I'll have enough liquid money to bail you out.

I suppose I could take a bunch of PMs to my joo Solly, but he'll probably have to file goob forms on that big of a transfer.

Wasn't that a Rex Harrison movie? Carousel, maybe?

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 21:00:43   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Dakmar    To: Esso (#5)

do the twist, lol

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 21:03:46   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: Dakmar (#6)

My Mom used to have this saying, "If you can get over the dog, you can get over the tail."

How many tails do you have to get over? Maternal grandparents, father, 241 service members in Beirut? 15 friends from clot-shots? What?

I love you Dakkie. Don't do anything stupid.

Esso posted on 2024-02-03 21:18:09   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Dakmar    To: Esso (#8)

I just think I have the right to peace and quiet in my own home.

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 21:21:18   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Dakmar    To: Esso (#8)

I love you Dakkie. Don't do anything stupid.

I've figured it out. Third world assholes operate on the same level as gorillas beating their chest: "I'm the big bad nigga here!" Show them they aren't and it's all over now baby blue. :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 21:31:16   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Dakmar (#9)

I just think I have the right to peace and quiet in my own home.

I know you do. You probably don't don't have the right to kill men over that right.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-02-03 21:34:32   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Dakmar    To: Esso (#11)

I know you do. You probably don't don't have the right to kill men over that right.

Yes I do!

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 21:37:14   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Dakmar    To: Esso (#11)

I never try anything, I just do it. Wanna try me? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 21:41:35   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Esso    To: Kimmy (#11)

Esso posted on 2024-02-03 21:43:27   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#13)

I never try anything, I just do it. Wanna try me?

The shit we're talking about isn't cool, we better lighten up brutha.

It's a lot more rewarding to help folks than killing them. You can quote me on that. Pacman 2024

Esso posted on 2024-02-03 21:49:42   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

What if they are trying to kill me? Should I just cripple under and let them? I say Hell No!

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 21:52:28   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

Esso posted on 2024-02-03 21:53:10   Reply   Private Reply

#18: Dakmar    To: Esso (#17)

So it's ok to kill spics? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 21:58:47   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Esso    To: Dakmar (#18)

So it's ok to kill spics?

My Venezuelans and Mexicans are quiet. The only guy that the doc was willing to meet was Walter Lopez across the street. He's a short guy, I nicked named him Radar, the guy from M*A*S*H.

I kind of lord over my little section of the Eastwood Addition, and me and Doc parted the crowd like Moses parting the Red Sea or whatever it was. Kimmy's Spanish is a lot better than mine.

Me and Doc were the king ad queen of the ball after the metalstorm came down on 0000Jan 2024.

Esso posted on 2024-02-03 22:22:22   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Esso    To: All (#19)

Me and Doc are gonna pack it in, I think. Any more may be way too much info.

Esso posted on 2024-02-03 22:27:53   Reply   Private Reply

#21: Dakmar    To: Esso (#19)

Once I knew the street racer morons were gone (today) a sort of veil lifted, a veil of hate. I don't like being angry all of the time, I hope next stupid fuckers Castro (owner of the property) aren't filthy asshole moron street racers like the last bunch. Is there a Christian prayer to that effect, or would it just be considered on TV to be hating Catholics? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 22:33:09   Reply   Private Reply

#22: Dakmar    To: Esso (#20)

Dance with me, Esso! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 22:36:36   Reply   Private Reply

#23: Esso    To: Dakmar (#21)

Once I knew the street racer morons were gone (today) a sort of veil lifted, a veil of hate. I don't like being angry all of the time,

Dak, I understand the feeling, that's why i hate everybody in the middle east or asia whatever they call it now. I don't know what to say other than I love you.

My buddy's step-daughter, a newly minted cop, got her personal car dusted off by a vax zombie.

Esso posted on 2024-02-03 22:59:16   Reply   Private Reply

#24: Esso    To: All (#23)

These are my friends...

Esso posted on 2024-02-03 23:04:34   Reply   Private Reply

#25: Dakmar    To: Esso (#24)

or something like that...

Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 23:13:21   Reply   Private Reply

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Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 23:18:29   Reply   Private Reply

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Dakmar posted on 2024-02-03 23:22:46   Reply   Private Reply