Dakkie, My GF wants you to come out and play...

Source: Dr, Kimberly
Published: May 11, 2024
Author: Esso
Post Date: 2024-05-11 19:44:23 by Esso
Views: 10974

I'm not good company alone, help me out...


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I'll start off:

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

Come play. I don't want to go out and watch people look at phones. I get enough phone all week.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 19:52:14   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

Joe Biden's CREEPY Obsession on Display in Baltimore.....

OK, I proved he's a pedo and homo. You can look up Ashley's diary on your time...

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 19:53:09   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

Do you know where I can get a necklace of ears or teeth? I suppose fake ones would be acceptable. Customs stole my last ones. Amazon and eBay are no help.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:25:04   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: Dakmar (#3)

I don't know when he's serious or not unless he's crying. I think he holds me responsible for his friend's Covid shot deaths because I'm a physician. I don't blame him.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:29:52   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Dakmar    To: Esso, The Rock (#0)

I wanted to learn about Differentials but got pissed off by all the biker shit. But now I know that tire traveling outside diameter has to turn more revolutions that tire traveling inside diameter. God Bless Jam Handy!

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 20:30:37   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Dakmar    To: Esso (#3)

Do you know where I can get a necklace of ears or teeth?

Mail order? Amazon? I know a witch doctor called Qtzvfetvoopflipdreckhelteer, but he hasn't answered his phone for a couple days.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 20:34:01   Reply   Private Reply


#7: FormerLurker    To: Esso (#2)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-11 20:35:17   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: Dr. Kimmy, Dakmar (#4)

God, I'm gettin' shitfaced. Not a problem, I can always get it up, gettin' it off can be problematic.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:35:25   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Dakmar    To: Esso (#1)

Come play. I don't want to go out and watch people look at phones. I get enough phone all week.

I'm wondering how long the it will be before the spicks I throw golf clubs at me as they race up and down the street on their ATVs sans mufflers. I only wave golf clubs at them, and yell "FUCK YOU", I haven't actually thrown one yet. But it's just a matter of time. The fucking spick morons were riding up and down the street until 1:00am last night. Am I justified in lopping their greasy low IQ heads off with a machete?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 20:42:36   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Esso    To: Dakmar (#5)

Thank god you're here! Jim's messed up from his sister's visit earlier this week. I need some sane company, but you'll have to do.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:43:17   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Dakmar    To: Esso (#10)

Jam Handy is my new deity! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 20:46:23   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Esso    To: FormerLurker (#7)

Man, my little 13 y/o God-granddaughter can't go to school in-person because of Prez Homo Pedo's policies. You can't imagine how sick that shit makes me. Pukin' sick+.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:47:50   Reply   Private Reply


#13: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#9)

try pianowirebytheft.com

ghostrider posted on 2024-05-11 20:50:20   Reply   Private Reply


#14: The_Rock    To: Esso (#12)

What school are you talking about? I don't think any schools are doing that zoom bullshit anymore. Correct me if I am wrong.

The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 20:51:53   Reply   Private Reply


#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#12)

Did you just hang up on Pak? He was laughing his ass off. He's drunk as hell. Thank god for the wintergreen life savers he keeps in his bedroom.

Kim

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#16: Esso    To: Dakmar (#11)

Jam Handy is my new deity!

I love the Jam Handy videos. He's almost as good as Michael Mann.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:04:30   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#13)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:04:47   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Esso    To: Dakmar (#5)

I wanted to learn about Differentials but got pissed off by all the biker shit. But now I know that tire traveling outside diameter has to turn more revolutions that tire traveling inside diameter.

I think it's called the Ackerman angle, FWIW. Bitch!

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:06:55   Reply   Private Reply


#19: The_Rock    To: Dakmar (#9)

You should quit drinking and move out of the ghetto.

The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 21:08:59   Reply   Private Reply


#20: Dakmar    To: The_Rock (#14)

What school are you talking about?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:09:14   Reply   Private Reply


#21: Dakmar    To: The_Rock (#19)

You should quit drinking and move out of the ghetto.

Thanks, friend, that never occurred to me.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:10:31   Reply   Private Reply


#22: Esso    To: The_Rock, 4um (#14)

I don't think any schools are doing that zoom bullshit anymore. Correct me if I am wrong.

My Godson's 13 y/o daughter still is. FWCS was trying to groom her.

Correct me if I am wrong.

You're wrong. Things are getting worse.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:10:48   Reply   Private Reply


#23: Dakmar    To: The_Rock (#19)

My neighborhood was nice before your Jew buddies forced multicultural diversity on everyone, prick!

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:14:22   Reply   Private Reply


#24: The_Rock    To: Dakmar (#20)

The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 21:14:26   Reply   Private Reply


#25: Esso    To: Dakmar (#21)

You should quit drinking and move out of the ghetto.

Thanks, friend, that never occurred to me.

Ya know, I should do that too.

Naver came to mind...

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:14:55   Reply   Private Reply


#26: The_Rock    To: Dakmar (#23)

Jew buddies forced multicultural diversity

You've drank the kool aid too. :(

The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 21:15:53   Reply   Private Reply


#27: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

I think it's called the Ackerman angle

Of course it is, but can you diagram close ratio vs wide ratio?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:21:09   Reply   Private Reply


#28: Esso    To: The_Rock (#26)

Are you the guy that lives behind Pacman that has the letters PURGATORY on the front of you house? Is that you Mark? He's told me about you.

Dr. Kim

I can have you referred. Think cops are bad? Get a physician pissed off.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:22:00   Reply   Private Reply


#29: The_Rock    To: Esso (#28)

You're getting old pacman

The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 21:24:44   Reply   Private Reply


#30: Dakmar    To: The_Rock (#26)

You've drank the kool aid too. :(

I hate anyone that tries to fucking control me, amazingly even including you.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:25:35   Reply   Private Reply


#31: Esso    To: Dakmar (#27)

Of course it is, but can you diagram close ratio vs wide ratio?

Of course I do. I can give you Maria Bartiromo's phone number, but she's pretty 'wide ratio' down below.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:29:54   Reply   Private Reply


#32: Esso    To: The_Rock (#29)

You're getting old pacman

What did I do? This is Doc's thread.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:32:11   Reply   Private Reply


#33: Dakmar    To: Esso, The Rock (#32)

What did I do? This is Doc's thread.

Don't you feel bad about aborting all those fetuses, Esso? We know that was you, asshole! Busted!

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:52:17   Reply   Private Reply


#34: Dakmar    To: Esso, The Rock (#33)

I am not Hamas, fuck you AKA Stone

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:53:35   Reply   Private Reply


#35: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#33)

Don't you feel bad about aborting all those fetuses, Esso?

That was my ex-wife's sister. She's got religion now. If she tries to call me, she'll spontaneously combust.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:56:03   Reply   Private Reply


#36: Esso    To: Dakmar (#34)

I've got a Columbian hit-team dispatched. I hope I didn't get the addresses mixed up again.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:00:13   Reply   Private Reply


#37: Dakmar    To: Esso (#35)

Christ, Esso, I was just being a smartass, your life is none of my business.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:02:46   Reply   Private Reply


#38: Esso    To: Dakmar (#37)

Christ, Esso, I was just being a smartass, your life is none of my business.

Hey, I didn't give you names or anything, I'm just being honest.

The only kid I ever aborted (non-sanctioned) was a 30 or 40 something roofer whacked out of his mind on meth or crack or something.

It was one dose of frangible .38 SPL Pb delivered via S&W girl-gun.

I swear I'm not gay. LOL!

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:15:47   Reply   Private Reply


#39: Dakmar    To: Esso (#38)

The only kid I ever aborted (non-sanctioned) was a 30 or 40 something roofer whacked out of his mind on meth or crack or something.

Well don't let it happen again or I'll have to report you to the DAR.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:18:55   Reply   Private Reply


#40: Esso    To: Dakmar (#37)

Willie dropped this a month or so ago. Prez Pedo is in trouble. Big Mike or Hillary is going to get dropped in at the DNC convention or the CIA is gonna start choppin'.

Not that I'd know about stuff like that...

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:20:47   Reply   Private Reply


#41: Dakmar    To: Esso (#40)

What's wrong with wearing a white trenchcoat? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:24:15   Reply   Private Reply


#42: Dakmar    To: Esso (#40)

If you can't be just, be arbitrary! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:27:09   Reply   Private Reply


#43: Esso    To: Dakmar (#39)

Well don't let it happen again or I'll have to report you to the DAR.

I talked to my Venezuelan/Columbian next door neighbor, Javier, today through his cell phone translator app (there's never a spook handler named Pam around when you need one).

He's pulling out of the hood, it's too violent. I wondered where his doggies went. I can't wait to meet my new newcomers. I'm serious for a change.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:31:37   Reply   Private Reply


#44: Dakmar    To: Esso (#43)

I'm ready to whack any spicks upside the head that race dirtbikes/ATVs on my street after 10:00pm with Ping1 Beryllium Ladies Putter that I just happen to own. If that fails, I have a machete, may need sharpened.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:41:38   Reply   Private Reply


#45: Esso    To: Dakmar (#44)

I'm ready to whack any spicks upside the head that race dirtbikes/ATVs on my street after 10:00pm with Ping1 Beryllium Ladies Putter that I just happen to own. If that fails, I have a machete, may need sharpened.

Javier was telling me about some shit that went on about 0200 a couple Saturdays ago with a couple of Splibs and my nutty neighbor Satan and the Cops.

My rear-facing camera and about everything got taken out by a lightning strike on my house (not powerlines, you could see the arcs in my paint).

Anyhoo, my quiet cartel neighbor is afraid and bailing out. Good fences (and prison yard lighting) make good neighbors.

Am I Kimmy's prisoner or is she mine?

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:59:43   Reply   Private Reply


#46: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

But you won't testify against me, right?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:06:03   Reply   Private Reply


#47: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

Anyhoo, my quiet cartel neighbor is afraid and bailing out. Good fences (and prison yard lighting) make good neighbors.

See why I hate these fuckers?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:09:24   Reply   Private Reply


#48: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:15:54   Reply   Private Reply


#49: Esso    To: Dakmar, Pinguinite, Dr. Kimmy, 4um (#46)

But you won't testify against me, right?

I have the right to remain silent, but I'm blabby.

My criminal lawyer tends to dissuade me. The Roxette (Lee Ann) incident cost me $1,000 plus time.

That was a tragic deal, I looked like her guitar player in a $1,000 Kakadu Trader duster and Lee Ann looked just like Marie Fredriksson (Roxette).

Next thing you know, I had two trackers on Red Truck, one active, and one passive (Sling Blade has that now, sans trackers). Rox's kids were ANTIFA/BLM Ivy League whatever. The feds thought I was funneling money to them via international wire transfers (the money was actually going to Pinguinite (Neil)) to keep 4um rolling at the outset of the Covi hoax. I think the second tranche I sent him was to get his truck painted or something.

After that, Chase locked my, and my sister's, accounts causing us a great deal of disdain. Chase ended up paying all late fees and damages.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, I never say shit.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 23:51:55   Reply   Private Reply


#50: Dakmar    To: Esso (#49)

Your stories have too many characters for me to follow, but I'm there for you if you need a place to stay, ride, unreliable witness, sammich, or bong-hit.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:57:45   Reply   Private Reply


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