The advice about sunscreen is as good as getting clot-shots. My stockbroker, Becky (Dee), liked this song. I think she's dead now.
I've got a wealthy ex-spouse now, It's my money and stuff. Shit happens.
Nobody dances anymore that me and Kimmy can find. I miss that. Maybe we can go to the Legion or VFW on Saturday night for the single's night. I'm single, she will be soon. I'm fat as fuck now, but I'm charming and delightful, GODDAMMIT! Dr. Kimmy is still a hot little hammer as she was at 15 as she is at 60.
Last couple of times me and Doc went out, everybody is looking at their phones.
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I love Doc so much. I can't believe our divergent paths led us both into being killers at different times.
Ask Stumpy why he calls himself Mark Watney sometime.
#1: Esso To: 4um, Mark Watney (#0)
Pat me on top of my head and tell me "Everything's going to be OK" and see what happens.
I love you, man. I'm so fucking tired.
Esso posted on 2024-05-13 23:57:20 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: Mark Watney, 4um (#1)
You're always such a buzz-kill when you when you show up at an event in shorts and a T-shirt. Everybody looks at their extremities uncomfortably.
We've got a few folks turned off at the jooWars. Kimmy's reaction was precious when you pulled up your pant legs and sleeve. I thought she was going to faint.
Esso posted on 2024-05-14 00:21:03 Reply Private Reply
#3: Esso To: All (#2)
Esso posted on 2024-05-14 01:38:31 Reply Private Reply
#4: Esso To: Mark Watney, 4um (#3)
That gal in the white cowboy hat that waited and smirked until she broke the bad boy's back was Pam. She liked me to suffer a little bit. It always made the sex better.
Esso posted on 2024-05-14 01:43:42 Reply Private Reply