Happy Birthday Sling Blade

Source: The Godfather
Published: Jun 3, 2024
Author: Pacman
Post Date: 2024-06-03 21:38:20 by Esso
Views: 1778

I turned over my calendar this morning when Doc left to ply her tradecraft, whatever that is.

You're going to be the same age as my father was when he died in 1976. I was 14 back then. My old man was an old guy, not a young guy like you.

Take care of yourself and the Squirt. You know I've always got your back.

I couldn't think of a good song that wasn't gay, this is the best I could come up with, except for the sunscreen nonsense (kinda like Vax advice).

The rest is pretty good, Becky D. loved this song...

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#1: Esso    To: All, Sling Blade (#0)

You you make me proud LJ...

Sling Blade's best post ever...

All young bitches lol

I think you've got the game figured out boy.

Here's one for you...

No guarantees...

This is my Godson's website, He's not tall, but he earned his nickname.

LJ's Home base

Esso posted on 2024-06-03 22:07:36   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: Sling Blade (#1)

Becky D. loved this song...

Becky was my stockbroker with Schwab. You probably don't know about her. She came after Pam, D lived in Indian Village in your neighborhood. Not quite Waynedale. Less than a mile from Curley's Inn or whatever it's called.

Esso posted on 2024-06-03 22:51:59   Reply   Private Reply


#3: Mark Watney    To: Esso (#2)

You ok Pack? It's 2024 right?

Mark Watney posted on 2024-06-03 23:21:05   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: Mark Watney (#3)

No, it's 1993 and I'm knee deep in dead guys. Of course I'm OK, are you my new scooter trash counsellor?

Something made me remember Becky D (Dee). My mother and step-dad knew Becky. She was a great gal, you know my love of older gals.

When I talked to my sister this afternoon, I told her how much I miss Pam, she would be 73 now. She knew Spanish, I don't even know English.

Esso posted on 2024-06-03 23:31:49   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: Mark Watney (#3)

You ok Pack?

No, I'm not OK. What the fuck do you want from me? I'm throwing money away like Hunter Biden does on hookers with funeral flowers and helping people out. My sister in Chicago can't balance anymore and wrecked her car, probably clot-shots.

That was you posting the shit about Fauxi today, no? Do I have to go to Spudz to whine with your biker trash?

I'm too fucking old, too banged up, too fat and can't get close enough to the people that need killin'.

WTF do you expect of me? I'm doing the best I can for a 13 y/o girl that Bidet and Fauxi took her life away. Fuck you, strap a nuke on your ass and clank your way into DC.

WTF, Stumpy? If I wasn't so shitfaced, I'd come beat your ass (knowing your appendages are on the floor).

I'm scared. I feel hopeless.

Esso posted on 2024-06-04 00:08:30   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Mark Watney    To: Esso (#5)

Calm down Jim. You're ok. Your not in jail yet. Call me when you feel better Mr. Drama queen.

Mark Watney posted on 2024-06-04 00:22:13   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Esso    To: Mark Watney (#6)

Thanks buddy. I just shit myself with Kimmy Red Vodka.

Esso posted on 2024-06-04 00:35:11   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Mark Watney    To: Esso (#7)

$148.9

Wrench chicks

Get them pack.

Mark Watney posted on 2024-06-04 00:53:22   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Esso    To: Mark Watney (#8)

That video that you posted keeps coming up in my feed. A lot of that was fake, maybe video game footage or something...

The guy @0:50 in black drinking in the bar was me.

@1:25 the kneeling of the flag always makes me cry.

@1:55 looks like a video game.

@2:04 still looks like a video game, but more believable.

@2:13 the doggie breaks my heart.

@2:19 I had to do something like that with a Marine in 1983, there was no pipe it was on flat ground, I put his hand on his guts that were coming out.

@2:47 More swingin' dick video games. Nobody comes out of combat like that.

It serves a purpose. You just like to make me cry.

Esso posted on 2024-06-04 01:45:33   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Mark Watney    To: Esso (#9)

Get some sleep Pack. Your better than this.

Mark Watney posted on 2024-06-04 01:58:26   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Esso    To: Mark Watney (#10)

You know me, man. If my garage door is up, I'm alive. Chris and Angie have keys, as does Jon. Y'all know how to handle my passing.

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#12: Esso    To: Mark Watney (#10)

I'm so tired and burnt out, I just want to go home.

I'm not anything. I think Mary's dying, I can't handle my shit let alone an estate 125 miles away.

I'm so fucking tired. Y'all need to let me go.

Esso posted on 2024-06-04 04:11:34   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Mark Watney    To: Esso (#12)

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#14: Esso    To: Mark Watney (#13)

No real man wears a brown rig.

I'm still shittin' Kimmy red with the black pepto mismol black.

Esso posted on 2024-06-04 06:31:12   Reply   Private Reply