I blew up the clown cars A/C while I was on my way to Waynedale to see if Sling Blade and the Squirt is still alive.

Chip says the A/C compressor grenaded, meaning that's going to have to be replaced, but the new condenser that was put in last fall, because the guts plug up the condenser with its built-in filter dryer.

Fuck, I'm charging Kimmy for this, she drove the damned thing to go up to Walgreens Sunday (the A/C was working 3/4 of the way to Waynedale), but I'm still blaming it on her. j/k

I'm gonna have five times what that car is worth in this next tranche, but nobody, and I mean nobody, will deny that I'm the craziest MFer on the planet.

I'm gonna drive that sumbitch to Ukraine and dust-off that faggot Gay-Z on my own if Putin won't do it.

Kennedy is divorced from former professional snowboarder Dave Lee; the couple has two daughters.

Once she gets home, I’ll tell her she was wrong

New Genuine Smart ForTwo AC Drier Air Condition Assembly OE 7893403300 Not sure of that is what you are needing, I was shocked it didn't cost more. Looked it up because I had no idea what an A/C drier even was.

I took a road trip down south earlier this week, I was getting 47mpg cruising at 65. If I went 70, the adaptive cruise control slows the car down for slower vehicles directly ahead. When I pull out to pass, the computer guns it back up to 70, so I was only getting 39mpg.

I found some new surplus OEM stuff on eBay. I'll talk to Chip tomorrow or Friday about it. He can't fuck around looking for deals. I'll get the parts and take the risk of them being fucked up.

I told him today, "I wish you had nice tits!" He's about the last friend extant I have up here.

I can't give up on the clown car. It is what I am. Everybody loves the thing. If you're going to be a nutjob, be the best nutjob there is.

Every part on that car is $800 thru Mercedes. The $800 clutch actuator that I got surplus for $89 was 100%.

Chip might look like a biker goof (bald, long beard), but he's a rocket scientist with ANY CAR.