It's Dr. Kimmy date night!

Source: Pacman
Published: Jun 29, 2024
Author: Cap'n Brandon
Post Date: 2024-06-29 17:58:56 by Esso
Views: 5163

I bought Doc flowers and treats this morning and cleaned up my bathrooms. New rule: Kimmy only gets flowers if she stayed all weekend from the previous week.

Made her homemade coleslaw, got more Wint-O-Green Lifesavers, made pickled beets, got two frozen creampies, one sugar, one whipped cheesecake, a $7.29 bag of Ruffles potato chips and dip.

She should be here very soon.

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar (#0)

You better not stand-up your secret admirer two weeks in a row.

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 18:00:35   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Dr. Kimmy (#1)

Tell your Uber driver to step on it. I'm dying to compare body counts, and I'm sure you're dying to interrogate my phone. Sorry, it was a boring week. 0.0 kills, I'm sure you did better...

Clot-shots are more effective than Glocks or Deer Guns.

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 18:11:02   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 18:26:03   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Dakmar    To: Esso (#3)

For same money as clown car, you could have bought this, lol.

Just messing with you, I don't need a race car either.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 18:44:00   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Dakmar    To: Esso (#4)

2:40 - Pedestrian Killers, lol

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 18:50:20   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Dakmar (#4)

Glad you could take the time time to visit with me. I missed you last weekend.

Pac's phone was suspiciously sedate this week. Do you want to tell me about it?

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 19:00:46   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Kimmy (#6)

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 19:05:37   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: PacHound (#0)

New rule: Kimmy only gets flowers if she stayed all weekend from the previous week.

You are insufferable.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 19:08:15   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: Pac and Dak (#8)

You two need to grow up, but you make me feel young again. Straighten up!

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 19:13:07   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: Pac (#9)

Do you remember skating to this?

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 19:17:28   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Kimmy (#10)

Do you remember skating to this?

No, I remember bits and pieces. Sorry.

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 19:20:28   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Dakmar    To: Esso (#6)

Pac's phone was suspiciously sedate this week. Do you want to tell me about it?

Ummm, there were giants...yes giants keeping me away. I was furious, but managed to break free, now here I am! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 19:31:01   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Esso    To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#12)

I don't even want to know what's on her fancy-ass phone. Less to keep me awake at night.

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 19:37:51   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Dakmar    To: Esso (#10)

Do you remember skating to this?

I remember falling on my tail bone the time my friends took me to skating rink but I almost got kicked out because of their rental policy.

Truth is it went deeper than that, but boils down to clumsy cripple wanting to hang out with friends and being forced to take on dangerous assignment for the "privilege".

Shit, I was willing to drop $100 worth of quarters in their arcade games, but that wasn't enough. "Let's make a paranoid nebbish fight the Wrastlers, or something, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 19:39:20   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#14)

This should be Pac's theme song.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 20:05:55   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Dakmar    To: Kim, Esso (#15)

Since about 1974, my father has insisted we play "Born to be Wild" as his eulogy. I've always supported it, but thought it was weird when he argued with me about it, I was on board anyway.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 20:12:57   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#15)

If either of you have a say over my mouldering corpse, I really want my heaping lump of fat to be left in the desert to be picked clean by carrion eating vultures. Or The Ventures if they get hungry!

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 20:17:34   Reply   Private Reply

#18: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

Since about 1974, my father has insisted we play "Born to be Wild" as his eulogy. I've always supported it, but thought it was weird when he argued with me about it, I was on board anyway.

Auto workers are a funny breed, is he still extant?

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 20:18:22   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

calling you, lol

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 20:20:18   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#18)

Pipeline - The Chantays

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 20:47:31   Reply   Private Reply

#21: Esso    To: Dakmar (#17)

There's a dead animal in the alley (on Satan's side) I don't know what it is, maybe a big cat or a small coon.

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 20:49:16   Reply   Private Reply

#22: Dakmar    To: Esso (#21)

There's a dead animal in the alley (on Satan's side) I don't know what it is, maybe a big cat or a small coon.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 20:51:50   Reply   Private Reply

#23: Esso    To: Dakmar (#22)

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 20:54:25   Reply   Private Reply

#24: Dakmar    To: Esso (#23)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 20:55:10   Reply   Private Reply

#25: Esso    To: Dakmar (#24)

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 20:59:52   Reply   Private Reply

#26: Dakmar    To: Esso (#25)

I hate pop/modern music :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 21:03:19   Reply   Private Reply

#27: Esso    To: Dakmar (#26)

I hate pop/modern music

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 21:12:36   Reply   Private Reply

#28: Dakmar    To: Esso (#27)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 21:16:27   Reply   Private Reply

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Esso posted on 2024-06-29 21:16:38   Reply   Private Reply

#30: Esso    To: All (#27)

Pac probably banged her too.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 21:21:11   Reply   Private Reply

#31: Esso    To: Kimmy (#30)

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 21:29:54   Reply   Private Reply

#32: Dakmar    To: Esso (#31)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 21:31:13   Reply   Private Reply

#33: Dakmar    To: Esso (#31)

Retracted, this is more fun!

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 21:33:07   Reply   Private Reply

#34: Esso    To: Dakmar (#32)

I love Jim and I know he loves me. When I see him, his eyes get all gooey and soft like I was a puppy or something. The first thing he does is rub my butt and kiss me.

I know he loves you, hopefully without the butt rubbing.

Kimmy

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 21:41:35   Reply   Private Reply

#35: Dakmar    To: Esso (#31)

Fuck Poncho Villa! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 21:42:08   Reply   Private Reply

#36: Dakmar    To: Esso (#34)

When I see him, his eyes get all gooey

There's a shot can fix that! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 21:45:40   Reply   Private Reply

#37: Esso    To: Dakmar (#36)

I like puppies.

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 21:48:21   Reply   Private Reply

#38: Dakmar    To: Esso (#37)

I can count on your campaign donations?

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 21:52:44   Reply   Private Reply

#39: Esso    To: Dakmar (#36)

There's a shot can fix that!

I hope there's not. My shot days are waning. I'm not happy about conspiracy theorists knowing more about my job than I do.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 21:53:18   Reply   Private Reply

#40: Esso    To: Dakmar (#38)

can count on your campaign donations?

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#41: Esso    To: All (#40)

Esso posted on 2024-06-29 21:58:46   Reply   Private Reply

#42: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#39)

I'm not happy about conspiracy theorists knowing more about my job than I do.

Welcome to the world of licensing. Do you think I'm happy about sharing my secret moonshine recipe with the entire fucking world? I will divulge, it's less than 18% Fentanyl! And about 3% scrotum lint, but it keeps them coming back for more!

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 22:02:04   Reply   Private Reply

#43: Dakmar    To: Esso (#41)

Assholes like Biden are the only reason bands like Black Sabbath are needed.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-29 22:05:18   Reply   Private Reply

#44: Dakmar    To: Esso (#41)

they had three convictions, and that's a magic number...

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