THE BAR IS OPEN!

Source: Esso/Pacman/Cap'n Brandon
Published: Jul 9, 2024
Author: Esso/Pacman/Cap'n Brandon
Post Date: 2024-07-09 14:04:29 by Esso
Views: 2847

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#1: Esso    To: Cari (#0)

Well, all my women's work is done, the weather is too crappy to go out in, my schedule is clear until Thursday afternoon or Friday morning, I'm bored off my ass.

Time to break into Kimmy's booze. CHEERS!

Pearl Jam - Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town

The last time I saw Ramette she ran up to me and hugged me at the Cap N Cork. When I got back to my office and out of my smoke filled truck, I could smell her perfume on me. That was so hot.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 14:17:33   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Aleena (#1)

Both Aleena, nurse, 30, and Cari, ~65, died Feb2023 from clot-shots. Aleena shortly after she got home to Lithuania, Cari in FW, she was a clerk at my local liquor store. I don't go there anymore.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 14:28:15   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: Melissa (#2)

Melissa died in her backyard tending her flowers on a pleasant Sunday fall day. Sep2021, nurse, 55. She was the first GF to die.

My buddy Rainman found her body. The clot-shots have rotted his and his wife's brains. The last time I saw him was Memorial Day, I went over to get my pole saw that he borrowed. When I got home his wife sent me a text saying, "If you ever come on my property again, I'll have my daughter arrest you!" She reiterated the text a week later out of the blue.

I have no idea what transpired after I left, or why. Dr. Kimmy wants me to keep away. She thinks it's a neurodegenerative disease brought on by the shots. She called it something like Creusenfeldt-Jacob disease or something. Vax dementia/psychosis is common, I'm told. I just don't have many friends left nearby. Five or less.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 14:54:04   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Dr. Kimmy (#3)

I hope the shots you were forced to take were the placebos before you figured your way around the system. If I lose you, I'm sure I'll be close behind.

I'm so sorry I went away in 1980, Kimmy. I regret it every day, it was all for nothing.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 15:18:24   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

There's my UK girlfriend. She hasn't showed up in my feed for a long time.

Don't worry Kimmy, The Company pulled my passport years ago.

All of them.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 16:42:57   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: Punk (#5)

You never kept such a close rein on me... LOL

I was told that Pam, my Company handler, was permanently retired in 2008. She made the mistake of telling the Company quacks about her menopause symptoms. The last time I saw her was 2006, I didn't recognize her she looked so bad and old. I still feel bad about that. We spent a lot of time together on assignments.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 16:59:11   Reply   Private Reply

#7: The_Rock    To: Esso (#6)

The_Rock posted on 2024-07-09 17:09:58   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: All (#6)

My neighbor's daughter's car blew up, I saw the wrecker pull up with it. Apparently a local tow is $65 now. I covered it, they don't have the money. Nobody does anymore.

(Edit) I just took my OBD2 scanner over to Chris. The problem with her car might be simple. I don't know shit about these electronic cars. Don't really want to. Chris thinks the torque converter might be locked up, I've never heard of that, but my car education ended in the late 1970s long before OBD2.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 18:15:07   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: All (#8)

My neighbor Rudy (looks like Santa Claus in street clothes) told me he's moving out of the hood yesterday. Man, he's the anchor in my area. I used to be, but my injuries from ten years ago have pretty much made me useless. The torch is going to be passed to Chris, I suppose.

Chris' wife has terminal cancer. His plate is full.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 18:46:10   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: All (#9)

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 19:46:59   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Pam (#10)

Our last ride from Gio's...

Budweiser - One Last Ride - Dale Earnhardt Jr

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 19:58:57   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: Pinguinite, 4um (#0)

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That's disappointing. I would've thought my Post Kimmy Stress Disorder meltdown would've been good for a 1,000 now.

Piffle.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 20:02:36   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Esso    To: Dad, Kimmy, 4um (#12)

Luke Combs - Even Though I'm Leaving

FWIW, Luke Combs was born after the Vietnam War ended, but he's sincere.

(Edit) I was too young for VN, the CIA recruited me out of college, I was there from 1980-1995. They wanted me to work in the US after the Cold War ended. I didn't want to end up in prison, so I separated.

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 20:37:09   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Esso    To: All (#13)

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 21:03:36   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Esso    To: All (#14)

The east end of a west end girl...

London sucks, but if you really want to have a European delight, go to the open-air sewer of Venice, Italy. I'm gagging just remembering it. GAK!

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 21:14:32   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Esso    To: All (#15)

Freddy Mercury might've been a faggot, but I don't remember him rubbing my nose in it and he was talented.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 21:29:38   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Esso    To: All (#16)

The crazy chick in the video looks A LOT like Kimmy. She's as cute at 60 as she was at 15. Time has been very kind to both of us.

(Edit) That Simply Red video put my rig into a high temperature shutdown. I need to get Sling Blade to look at this thing. I don't know diddly squat about computers whether the have wheels or not.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 21:42:12   Reply   Private Reply

#18: The_Rock    To: Esso (#17)

The_Rock posted on 2024-07-09 22:52:10   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#17)

Me and Dak are both in this video, along with a lot of other famous people...

We got to meet Eric Estrada. We were all on LSD.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 22:59:16   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Esso    To: Dakmar (#19)

I'm gonna be shittin' Kimmy Red Drank tomorrow...

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 23:07:20   Reply   Private Reply

#21: Esso    To: All (#20)

They're trying to force me into the killin' zone again. My hardwood tempered cane will work after I hose 'em down with Byrna pepper spray.

The Company's not gonna bail me out of another shooting.

Jason Aldean - Try That In A Small Town

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 23:20:08   Reply   Private Reply

#22: Esso    To: All (#21)

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 23:22:04   Reply   Private Reply

#23: Esso    To: All (#22)

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 23:30:05   Reply   Private Reply

#24: Esso    To: All (#23)

Her name is Bailey Brooks, she's a spoiled rotten rich brat that likes showing off her poon.

Coasting on the Begode T4

(Edit) She's about the same build as Doc. Gimme the 60 y/o over 18 any day.

Esso posted on 2024-07-09 23:38:04   Reply   Private Reply

#25: Esso    To: All (#24)

Funny situation shortly after me and Kimmy got together Thanksgiving last in a fancy bar downtown that I'd never go to on my own volition...

Female patient (with her husband): It's so good to see you Dr, Xxxxxx, is this your husband?

Dr. K: No, but he's going to be once I dump my ex.

Patient: Is he a doctor too?

Dr. K: No, he's ex CIA. (Gal's husband turns white).

Patient: Oh my, maybe me and Xxxx shouldn't bother you anymore.

Dr. K: I'll see you at your next appointment Mrs. Xxx.

LOFL. Kimmy's as insular as I am. I'm not sure that she could handle the dives I used to hang out at, I'm not sure that I could.

Esso posted on 2024-07-10 00:23:30   Reply   Private Reply

#26: Esso    To: All (#25)

CAN'T GET NO TUBS!

Esso posted on 2024-07-10 00:57:48   Reply   Private Reply

#27: Esso    To: All (#26)

(Edit) Kimmy's probably dying to interrogate my phone!

Esso posted on 2024-07-10 01:02:32   Reply   Private Reply

#28: Esso    To: All (#27)

Kimmy's probably dying to interrogate my phone!

Esso posted on 2024-07-10 01:14:02   Reply   Private Reply

#29: Esso    To: All (#28)

Shoot, that's like one of my nightmares.

Esso posted on 2024-07-10 01:17:09   Reply   Private Reply

#30: Esso    To: All (#29)

Kimmy and me used to roller skate to this. LOL

The Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me

There was no videos back then, just some blinky lights and a stunningly handsome stud (me).

Damn, I wish Doc was here, she'd be giggling like the schoolgirl I fell in love with.

(Edit) Pam would dress me up like Sonny Crockett sometimes in western countries. Some dickhead patted me down and felt my gun. Punk broke his wrist. She really didn't like people touching me.

Esso posted on 2024-07-10 01:42:03   Reply   Private Reply

#31: Esso    To: All (#30)

Esso posted on 2024-07-10 02:40:09   Reply   Private Reply