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Source: Zerohedge
Published: Jul 20, 2024
Author: WILLIAMBANZAI7
Post Date: 2024-07-20 14:52:11 by Esso
Views: 1985


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Crowdstrike is about the CIAsiest name you could have. Of course, slimeball Gates is involved...

Can somebody give me the Cliff's Notes version of this BS?

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar (#0)

Can somebody give me the Cliff's Notes version of this BS?

I'm lookin' at you, digit-bender. I don't know shit about software/computers.

I did get my stupid printer working yesterday though. I won a free night's stay at the Holiday Inn Express across from the Coliseum.

Esso posted on 2024-07-20 15:51:34   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Dakmar    To: Esso (#1)

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#3: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

Are you gonna be around tonight? Kimmy misses us bandying back-and-forth like a couple of retards.

What's up with Crowdstrike, big boy?

Esso posted on 2024-07-20 16:16:59   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

The paintjob on the Judge looked awesome. You use an airbrush, rattlecans, what?

Esso posted on 2024-07-20 16:18:29   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Dakmar    To: Esso (#3)

About half a 1/5 left, not gonna do the math, lol.

Bought a 3 pack of chicken breasts and coleslaw, and potato salad, about time to retrieve grill and charcoal from tool shed. I got the kind of BBQ sauce I like this time, not that "Thick and Tangy" impostor that purports to deliver the same taste. It does not.

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#6: Dakmar    To: Esso (#4)

Rattlecan on body and ivory upholstery, brush on everything else. Windshield/rear window/lower body trim is chrome foil, side window trim is silver marker.

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#7: Esso    To: Dakmar (#5)

About half a 1/5 left, not gonna do the math, lol.

I think that might be a 1/10th or 35 trillion, somewhere in there.

Millimeter's Lives Matter.

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#8: Esso    To: Dakmar (#6)

Tell me about the base it was sitting on. That was cool.

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#9: Dakmar    To: Esso (#8)

Amazon - 1:25 display case mirror base - you'll see 'er if you look really hard. :)

Shit, I just realized I've got like 10G wrapped up in model cars.

Oh well, it keeps me off the streets.

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#10: Dakmar    To: Esso (#7)

I think that might be a 1/10th or 35 trillion, somewhere in there.

Don't even think I'm going to Fortran that for you right now.

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#11: Esso    To: Dakmar (#9)

Shit, I just realized I've got like 10G wrapped up in model cars.

Don't feel bad, I'm pushing $12G's on the Clown Car after the last A/C debacle. Tits or tires, man.

Oh well, it keeps me off the streets.

Mine gets me to Kroger every couple weeks. I've probably put 400-500 miles on that thing since I got it about a year ago.

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#12: Dakmar    To: Esso (#11)

Don't think of it as a car, think of it as a very expensive tin and plastic watch! :)

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#13: Esso    To: Dakmar (#12)

Skeletor Get's Kicked Off Of Facebook - Memes

Esso posted on 2024-07-20 17:06:51   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Esso    To: All (#13)

Tyler Zed's little bro. Not near as smooth as Tyler...

Esso posted on 2024-07-20 17:24:52   Reply   Private Reply


#15: Dakmar    To: Esso (#13)

Skeletor Get's Kicked Off Of Facebook - Memes

Didn't Jimmy Page pull that stunt already?

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#16: Esso    To: Dr. Kimmy (#15)

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#17: Esso    To: Pacman, Dakmar (#16)

My little sister would love you. She's still married but never got over her crush for Jim.

Kim

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#18: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#17)

My little sister would love you.

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#19: Esso    To: Cari, Dakmar, Kimmy (#18)

Pearl Jam - Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town

Cari was the gal behind the counter at my nearest liquor store. She was as cute as a button. We never got past the infatuation stage because Mayor Pete Buttplug's cargo crisis had McMurphy's (Aleena's) cargo container lost at sea for I don't remember how long.

Murph died a couple weeks after she got home to her family. Cari died about the same time. Bidet's clot-shots.

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#20: Esso    To: Dakmar (#18)

My sister ain't nice either. You two would be fine.

Kim

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#21: Dakmar    To: Esso (#19)

Out here in status symbol land...

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#22: Dakmar    To: Esso (#20)

My sister ain't nice either. You two would be fine.

Would stuff like this be a problem? :)

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#23: Esso    To: Dakmar (#22)

I'd worry about you and Doc if you were up here.

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#24: Esso    To: Javier with the Venezuelan police (#23)

Blake Shelton - Boys 'Round Here ft. Pistol Annies & Friends

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#25: Esso    To: All (#24)

I don't worry much about Javier, he knows I'm ex-CIA, he didn't even think I live in my house that I maintain such a low profile, he thought I live with Doc...

I'm not worried about him, but the guy that thinks he's Satan behind me. He threatened to kill me last weekend when I was inside my fence looking around. FBI has eyes on with Mark Jones' (35xx New Haven Ave, Fort Wayne, IN, 46803) gunrunning op with the FWPD).

I'm so scared...

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#26: Esso    To: All (#25)

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#27: Esso    To: TommyTheMadArtist, 4um (#26)

I miss you so much.

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#28: Esso    To: All (#26)

He threatened to kill me last weekend when I was inside my fence looking around. FBI has eyes on with Mark Jones' (35xx New Haven Ave, Fort Wayne, IN, 46803) gunrunning op with the FWPD).

Remember me.

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#29: Esso    To: All (#28)

I love you so much, Kimmy I'll be right behind you.

Esso posted on 2024-07-21 02:50:40   Reply   Private Reply


#30: Esso    To: All (#29)

My older sister wonders why I disrespect Dr. Kimberly xxxxxxx by calling her Kimmy.

No disrespect intended. Doc will always the girl I went away from 45 years ago. She's a hot little hammer still.

We're just trying to be young again.

Esso posted on 2024-07-21 03:21:38   Reply   Private Reply